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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 25, 2023 at 2:58 pm
(August 21, 2023 at 12:31 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I haven't clicked on it.....should I, or will it be some pervert saying pervert shit?
It’s a bit of a giggle when she differentiates between ‘sex’ and ‘normal life’.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 26, 2023 at 11:41 pm
Liam Neeson Says He Stopped Going To Confession After A Scolding Over Masturbation
During his confession, a 15-year-old Neeson cleverly began by discussing boring trivialities about arguments with his family before finally revealing that he’d masturbated.
He said the missionary screamed so loudly that “old women just outside the confessional” began “kneeling and saying their prayers.” Neeson told O’Brien that the man’s “booming” voice allowed them to “hear everything.”
“You what?!” Neeson said, imitating the missionary.
“This guy, literally, I mean, he almost said things like: ‘The grass will grow over the palm of your hand before you’re 21! Stop that evil practice!’” Neeson added. “He’s shouting this! That was the last time I ever went.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-nees...283f263b9c
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 27, 2023 at 2:28 pm
They're just upset they are doing it wrong. They were looking for the stork.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 27, 2023 at 2:28 pm
(August 27, 2023 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (August 21, 2023 at 12:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: A Christian woman explains how she and her husband confronted the sex scene in "Oppenheimer" so that other Christian couples know what to do when a sex scene comes up in a movie.
Have to see that now, "Fucking atomic bombs" would be fun to watch!
~No idea what she was avoiding, she never said what it was... am I supposed to be a mind reader??
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 27, 2023 at 2:36 pm
Her tin foil hat would prevent you anyway.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 27, 2023 at 7:02 pm
(August 27, 2023 at 2:28 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (August 27, 2023 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Have to see that now, "Fucking atomic bombs" would be fun to watch!
~No idea what she was avoiding, she never said what it was... am I supposed to be a mind reader??
Making her husband avoid seeing other naked women and sex. Afraid he might find out what he's really missing.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 30, 2023 at 6:00 am
Sad ass recruitment poster from a dying industry
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
August 30, 2023 at 6:14 am
I was under the impression that jubus had already saved me when he did that Houdiniesque trick.