Stupid things religious people say

[Fake Messiah]

Catholic priest: It's possible that Hitler is in Heaven

Croatian priest, Don Damir Stojić, participated in a podcast "The Last Five Minutes of Life". There, he spoke about God and faith, and also stated that it is possible that Adolf Hitler ended up in heaven.

When asked if his popularity had made him arrogant, he replied that it had not, because he always had people around him who were responsible for his humility, and he was convinced that other priests did not resent his popularity.

Then came the topic of heaven. He replied that it was possible to get to heaven without going to mass, but it was not possible to get someone out of hell with prayers. "Hell is definitely the end," he emphasized, followed by the question of whether it was possible for Adolf Hitler to be in heaven. "I don't know, everything is possible with God's mercy. If his last breath was crying out: "Jesus, have mercy on me", then it is possible", replied Stojić.

"I don't think so, no, I don't believe that", he answered the question of whether humans evolved from monkeys. "Adam and Eve are the image and likeness of God", he added. The souls of unborn babies can also go to heaven, he said. "It is about a soul that is a rational soul, heaven is a completely different dimension", he explained his opinion.
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So, after committing countless crimes against humanity, Hitler drank a cyanide pill, blew his brains out, and then repented to God, and God was like, "Yeah, this guy is legit. We should totally welcome him to heaven."

I'm disliking this heaven place more and more every day.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Catholic priest: It's possible that Hitler is in Heaven

Croatian priest, Don Damir Stojić, participated in a podcast "The Last Five Minutes of Life". There, he spoke about God and faith, and also stated that it is possible that Adolf Hitler ended up in heaven.

When asked if his popularity had made him arrogant, he replied that it had not, because he always had people around him who were responsible for his humility, and he was convinced that other priests did not resent his popularity.

Then came the topic of heaven. He replied that it was possible to get to heaven without going to mass, but it was not possible to get someone out of hell with prayers. "Hell is definitely the end," he emphasized, followed by the question of whether it was possible for Adolf Hitler to be in heaven. "I don't know, everything is possible with God's mercy. If his last breath was crying out: "Jesus, have mercy on me", then it is possible", replied Stojić.

"I don't think so, no, I don't believe that", he answered the question of whether humans evolved from monkeys. "Adam and Eve are the image and likeness of God", he added. The souls of unborn babies can also go to heaven, he said. "It is about a soul that is a rational soul, heaven is a completely different dimension", he explained his opinion.
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So, after committing countless crimes against humanity, Hitler drank a cyanide pill, blew his brains out, and then repented to God, and God was like, "Yeah, this guy is legit. We should totally welcome him to heaven."

I'm disliking this heaven place more and more every day.

That’s how it works. As long as he asked for mercy before he snuffed himself, he’s in. Same with serial killers, child molesters, torturers, recreational cannibals, and whatnot.

The only unforgivable sin (according to the manual) is blaspheming the Holy Spirit. Everything else is negotiable.

Boru

[Angrboda]

Except suicide is a sin, and he wasn't begging for forgiveness after shooting himself in the head.

[Fake Messiah]

Pastor Dale Partridge is preaching that God has assigned black people to "a civilizational station of subordination and dependence" due to the Curse of Ham. Thus, he is calling for a "return to European Christian colonization of African nations."

[Fake Messiah]

So, are you into spirituality?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Pastor Dale Partridge is preaching that God has assigned black people to "a civilizational station of subordination and dependence" due to the Curse of Ham. Thus, he is calling for a "return to European Christian colonization of African nations."

Dale Partridge is a power bottom.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

So, are you into spirituality?

A new twist on the phrase, ‘He thinks the sun shines out of his arsehole.’

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

It also shows that spirituality is full of shit.

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So many Christians are waiting for Jesus to return, but he's already here. There is a guy who claims he's Jesus, and there are people who believe him, and they can't all be wrong.

Besides, even if you don't believe he's really Jesus, he's the best thing you'll get; otherwise, you'll just end up waiting for Jesus of your dreams to come until you die.

Traveling ministry leader who claims to be incarnation of Jesus says he purchased north Birmingham property for himself, his followers

A traveling religious group that identifies itself as a spiritual ministry has established an encampment in Birmingham’s Collegeville neighborhood, drawing concerns from nearby residents over sanitation, dogs, and the nature of the group itself.

The group’s leader, Lando, is also called “Father” and “Reverend Lamp” by his followers, who have come from all over the United States to join his ministry. He calls the ministry “More Than a Profit/Prophet.”

Lando’s followers believe he was chosen by God as an incarnation of Jesus. The group has moved across central Alabama and, according to Lando, has been displaced from multiple locations before arriving in north Birmingham.

Lando said the group is not squatting and that he purchased the north Birmingham property off 34th Court North from his brother.

https://www.wbrc.com/2026/07/10/travelin...followers/

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It also shows that spirituality is full of shit.

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So many Christians are waiting for Jesus to return, but he's already here. There is a guy who claims he's Jesus, and there are people who believe him, and they can't all be wrong.

Besides, even if you don't believe he's really Jesus, he's the best thing you'll get; otherwise, you'll just end up waiting for Jesus of your dreams to come until you die.

Traveling ministry leader who claims to be incarnation of Jesus says he purchased north Birmingham property for himself, his followers

A traveling religious group that identifies itself as a spiritual ministry has established an encampment in Birmingham’s Collegeville neighborhood, drawing concerns from nearby residents over sanitation, dogs, and the nature of the group itself.

The group’s leader, Lando, is also called “Father” and “Reverend Lamp” by his followers, who have come from all over the United States to join his ministry. He calls the ministry “More Than a Profit/Prophet.”

Lando’s followers believe he was chosen by God as an incarnation of Jesus. The group has moved across central Alabama and, according to Lando, has been displaced from multiple locations before arriving in north Birmingham.

Lando said the group is not squatting and that he purchased the north Birmingham property off 34th Court North from his brother.

https://www.wbrc.com/2026/07/10/travelin...followers/

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Boru

[Fake Messiah]

I remember this case from an episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! "Signs from Heaven". A girl had a near fatal accident that left her braindead and was kept alive by medicine; nevertheless, Christians were flocking to her room, believing Jesus was giving her supernatural powers to heal them and make them warm in their belly. Her mom was selling some "miracle oil" that turned out to be chicken fat. She eventually died in 2007, two years after the episode was aired.

Now they're making a movie about her "miracles."

Grondahl: Film explores reputed miracles of comatose girl

The local real estate developer invested $3 million to produce a feature film that he hopes will inspire belief in the saintly presence and unexplained phenomena attributed to a comatose girl who lived in Worcester, Mass.

“Little Audrey” is directed by Michael Mailer and stars Emily Van Camp (“The Resident”), Jennifer Esposito (“Crash”) and Aidan Quinn (“Legends of the Fall”). It will premiere July 25 at the Woods Hole Film Festival on Cape Cod.

The filmmakers call it “a supernatural spiritual mystery based on a true story … as faith, skepticism and the unknown collide.” The script builds tension through an agnostic child psychologist brought in to debunk the alleged miracles but is unsettled by profound mysteries.

The film tells the story of Audrey Santo, who was brain-damaged after a near-fatal drowning in the family’s backyard pool in 1987 when she was 3. Non-verbal and paralyzed with a condition called akinetic mutism, her mother defied medical advice to have the girl institutionalized. She cared for Little Audrey at home, with nursing aides, until Audrey’s death at 23 in 2007 due to cardiorespiratory failure.

Dubbed a “victim soul” who suffered for others, the faithful believed God performed miracles through her, such as religious statues “weeping” blood, holy oil filling chalices and inexplicable healings of ailments of people on pilgrimages.

Throngs of believers flocked to the Santos’ modest ranch house to pray for a miracle while visiting the mute, immobile girl in her bedroom, which became a shrine. National media descended. Barbara Walters did a “20/20” special. Little Audrey’s notoriety reached global proportions. The Vatican ordered an investigation, which was inconclusive. The girl was not recommended for the process of canonization that leads to sainthood.

“I never imagined I’d be making a movie about Little Audrey’s miracles. But I kept praying and God guided me on this path,” Thomas said of a three-decade quest to bring “Little Audrey” to the big screen.

Thomas, 63, is a 1981 Guilderland High School graduate. He was a lapsed Catholic when he learned of Santo in 1997 from the late John Dooley, a devout communicant of Saint Lucy’s Catholic Church in Altamont. Dooley taught Thomas to pray the rosary and convinced him to join a prayer group.

Thomas was 34 when he traveled with Dooley to Worcester in August 1998 to attend a religious revival featuring Little Audrey at Fitton Field, the College of the Holy Cross football stadium with a capacity of 23,500. At the time, Thomas was something of a skeptic.

“The stadium was packed. John and I sat in the very top row and that’s where I experienced my first miracle,” Thomas said. He described an ethereal, floral scent that created a sensation of peacefulness that washed over him. He first dismissed the smell as a woman who splashed on too much perfume. But Dooley and others also inhaled the strange aroma and agreed it was a miracle from Little Audrey after she was carried onto the field in a stretcher encased in a clear plastic dome.

“That was such an amazing experience for me in the football stadium,” Thomas said. “I’ve been chasing that feeling ever since.”

Thomas began making visits to the Santo home, where he spoke at length with the girl’s mother and observed inexplicable happenings. His doubt turned to faith.

https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/...335381.php