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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
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#11
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:08 pm
(March 19, 2011 at 6:13 am)Rwandrall Wrote: i would check myself into the nearest asylum and then hope the pills are enough to make the hallucinations stop Shock

I would run to the asylum after I buy some tin foil.
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#12
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Quote:So God appeared right in front of you.
He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing.
I'd go and have myself checked out. Tongue
Quote:He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.
I'd choose neither. I would ask for oblivion. A third option if you will. Big Grin

Now let's say that he really did show up and I could ask him somink. I would ask him to create this -
[Image: impossible-structure.jpg]
Or this-
[Image: 12517994535Rtkcz.jpg]

Can god create an impossible structure? If not, he's not all powerful! Tongue

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#13
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm
"Why did you make it so all these doofus atheists just don't get it?"

(You get to choose all your life between heaven and hell anyway)
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#14
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I would assure Odin that I'll have a sword in my hand when I die and would he put me down for the early seating at the nightly orgy in Valhalla.


(Note the implied arrogance of Frodo's post where he assumes that it has to be HIS invisible sky-daddy who is the real one.)
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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:52 pm
(Well as we're in the Christianity section Min ...dur! Wink)
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#16
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Odin (pbuh) never lets such mundane categories bother him, peon.
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#17
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm
(March 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: "Why did you make it so all these doofus atheists just don't get it?"

Or "Why were your lover boys so completely unable to coherently describe you, let alone build a sound and valid argument for your existence?". That would be a better question to ask.

Quote:(You get to choose all your life between heaven and hell anyway)

Oh and how's that? By accepting the stories in an ancient book authored by Greeks and Romans after hearing a few hundred to a few thousand year old bed time stories from sand dwelling sheep herders?

ROFLOL

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#18
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 20, 2011 at 2:31 am
(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: So God appeared right in front of you.
He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.

For me I would ask him if he can have this massive showdown with all the Greek Gods. Big Grin
And be sent to hell because I would love to remember the epic battle between the gods. If I went heaven he'll probably erase all my memory and personality because he probably got beaten into a pulp. Tongue Silly I know.

You?

If it was the Christian god, I would be terrified and go down on my knees and beg for forgiveness. Because I know what that particular deity can be like from "his word" in the bible.
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#19
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 20, 2011 at 7:41 am
If God appeared right in front of me I'd say:

"Great, I'm hallucinating again."
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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 20, 2011 at 8:58 am
You'd be looking in the mirror DvC?
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