The Big Lie of Vegans.

[onlinebiker]

I know a few grazers.

One of the big lies they lay on me is -"I can't stand the taste of meat".

Yeah.

Sure.

So -how come every six months or so - some wingnut comes up with a new plant based product that tastes like meat? Soy hamburger. Kale bacon. Wheatgerm extract chicken?

Seems if this stuff tasted better than meat - there would be a big market for meat that tastes like plants. Pork base beansprouts. Chicken base broccoli. Iguana spinach...

Not seeing these in the supermarket...

What gives?

[brewer]

Do you know any that eat scabs?

[Peebothuhlu]

I know a few grazers.

One of the big lies they lay on me is -"I can't stand the taste of meat".

Yeah.

Sure.

So -how come every six months or so - some wingnut comes up with a new plant based product that tastes like meat? Soy hamburger. Kale bacon. Wheatgerm extract chicken?

Uhm... you do realise that those two statements aren't necessarily connected, right?

That the people you actually know might actually not like the taste of meat while all the other people that you don't know could have a wide variety of reasons to want products that taste like meat but are, in fact, not meat, right? (Like dietry restrictions due to medical reasons/complications).



Not at work.  

[Mermaid]

Why does it matter to you?

[onlinebiker]

Not much on humor and irony, eh?


If ya tell a "chicken crossed the road" joke around here - some tightass is gonna bitch about our treatment of domestic avian lifeforms.....

SSDD...

[Peebothuhlu]

Not much on humor and irony, eh?


If ya tell a "chicken crossed the road" joke around here - some tightass is gonna bitch about our treatment of domestic avian lifeforms.....

SSDD...

Uhm....


Cultural quirks don't translate through print on a screen very well.

It's one reason people make a succesful living from being able to create such nuances in the written form.

The late Sir Terry pratchette comes to mind as one.

Perhapse use more 'Emotes'?   

Actually... isn't there a 'Humour' section of the forums?

*Has a quick look*

Oh, there is. Perhaps you posted in the wrong part of the forums and hence why your intent became unclear?

Cheers.

Not at work.  

[AFTT47]

Not much on humor and irony, eh?

The Big Lie of OLB: I'm not a troll; I'm just a purveyor of ironic humor.

[Little lunch]

People make meat tasting vegetables but not vegetable tasting meat.
This is the observation that makes OLB a troll?
Anyway, vegans are fucking idiots. :-)

[onlinebiker]

People make meat tasting vegetables but not vegetable tasting meat.
This is the observation that makes OLB a troll?
Anyway, vegans are fucking idiots. :-)

Chlorophyl causes brain damage...


That's my theory...

[Little lunch]

And their farts stink too. :-)