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The Big Lie of Vegans.
#1
The Big Lie of Vegans.
I know a few grazers.

One of the big lies they lay on me is -"I can't stand the taste of meat".

Yeah.

Sure.

So -how come every six months or so - some wingnut comes up with a new plant based product that tastes like meat? Soy hamburger. Kale bacon. Wheatgerm extract chicken?

Seems if this stuff tasted better than meat - there would be a big market for meat that tastes like plants. Pork base beansprouts. Chicken base broccoli. Iguana spinach...

Not seeing these in the supermarket...

What gives?

Huh
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#2
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
Do you know any that eat scabs?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#3
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
(July 4, 2020 at 5:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I know a few grazers.

One of the big lies they lay on me is -"I can't stand the taste of meat".

Yeah.

Sure.

So -how come every six months or so - some wingnut comes up with a new plant based product that tastes like meat? Soy hamburger. Kale bacon. Wheatgerm extract chicken?

Huh

Uhm... you do realise that those two statements aren't necessarily connected, right?

That the people you actually know might actually not like the taste of meat while all the other people that you don't know could have a wide variety of reasons to want products that taste like meat but are, in fact, not meat, right? (Like dietry restrictions due to medical reasons/complications).

Huh

Not at work.  
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#4
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
Why does it matter to you?
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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#5
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
Not much on humor and irony, eh?


If ya tell a "chicken crossed the road" joke around here - some tightass is gonna bitch about our treatment of domestic avian lifeforms.....

SSDD...
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#6
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
(July 4, 2020 at 7:10 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not much on humor and irony, eh?


If ya tell a "chicken crossed the road" joke around here - some tightass is gonna bitch about our treatment of domestic avian lifeforms.....

SSDD...

Uhm....


Cultural quirks don't translate through print on a screen very well.

It's one reason people make a succesful living from being able to create such nuances in the written form.

The late Sir Terry pratchette comes to mind as one.

Perhapse use more 'Emotes'?    Huh

Actually... isn't there a 'Humour' section of the forums?

*Has a quick look*

Oh, there is. Perhaps you posted in the wrong part of the forums and hence why your intent became unclear?

Cheers. Great

Not at work.  
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#7
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
(July 4, 2020 at 7:10 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not much on humor and irony, eh?

The Big Lie of OLB: I'm not a troll; I'm just a purveyor of ironic humor.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#8
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
People make meat tasting vegetables but not vegetable tasting meat.
This is the observation that makes OLB a troll?
Anyway, vegans are fucking idiots. :-)




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#9
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
(July 5, 2020 at 6:14 am)Little lunch Wrote: People make meat tasting vegetables but not vegetable tasting meat.
This is the observation that makes OLB a troll?
Anyway, vegans are fucking idiots. :-)

Chlorophyl causes brain damage...


That's my theory...


Wink
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#10
RE: The Big Lie of Vegans.
And their farts stink too. :-)




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