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Conversations with the big guy
#11
RE: Conversations with the big guy
(December 2, 2021 at 4:37 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I would wish a Scottish accent so that I can speak like Sean Connery.

Do you already have a lisp?
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#12
RE: Conversations with the big guy
Funnily enough after I made my initial comment about wanting SSI to come through, I get a call from Social Security telling me my SSI has been approved and I have three months worth of paychecks coming to pay for room and board here and to have a little extra spending money. This is the best Christmas ever!
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#13
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(December 2, 2021 at 7:40 pm)T.J. Wrote: Funnily enough after I made my initial comment about wanting SSI to come through, I get a call from Social Security telling me my SSI has been approved and I have three months worth of paychecks coming to pay for room and board here and to have a little extra spending money. This is the best Christmas ever!

 So glad to learn that TJ, hope you have great Xmas. 

  A similar thing happened to me with my age pension. Took a couple of months to come through but was backdated to the date I lodged my claim.
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#14
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(December 2, 2021 at 6:05 pm)Ranjr Wrote:
(December 2, 2021 at 4:42 pm)brewer Wrote: An elven sex slave. One that does not want to be independent or a dentist!

Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Naughty
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#15
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The older I get the more I realize that my health is all that's really important.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#16
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(December 2, 2021 at 9:14 pm)Foxaire Wrote: The older I get the more I realize that my health is all that's really important.

You're not fooling anyone. Everybody knows you just want your prostate checked. Hilarious
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#17
RE: Conversations with the big guy
(December 2, 2021 at 9:20 pm)brewer Wrote: You're not fooling anyone. Everybody knows you just want your prostate checked. Hilarious

Haven't been checked since I turned the big 4-0 couple years ago, but I should probably get around to it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#18
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(December 2, 2021 at 9:31 pm)Foxaire Wrote:
(December 2, 2021 at 9:20 pm)brewer Wrote: You're not fooling anyone. Everybody knows you just want your prostate checked. Hilarious

Haven't been checked since I turned the big 4-0 couple years ago, but I should probably get around to it.

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#19
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(December 2, 2021 at 9:14 pm)Foxaire Wrote: The older I get the more I realize that my health is all that's really important.

Well yair, it's like money:

If I have my druthers I'd druther be healthy and financially OK, than poor and in bad health.

As far as my health goes, I have couple of conditions which are only fatal if untreated.  

My darling mum was a hypochondriac. We used to joke that whatever killed mum wouldn't be serious. That's what actually happened. Mum had diverticulitis. From time to time she would get a bleed. Because of her age, it couldn't be resolved by surgery. It was always resolved by giving her transfusions until the bleed stopped. At  a month from her ninety third birthday she got another bleed. Mum decided she'd had enough and refused treatment and died the next day, peacefully in a morphine coma. That will do me, although I'm not sure I want o reach ninety. Like the morphine bit though.
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