2022 predictions/resolutions

[The Valkyrie]

Maybe I'll just kick him in the knee....from the side...

Nope, then I'd have to deal with him having an injury.

Back to the drawing board.

Like with a sharpie, when he's passed out?

Brewer, we're coming very close to copyright infringement here.

[brewer]

I predict that I will win the lottery, picked up both powerball and megamillions tickets.

You theists out there need to pray for this apostate.

[Fireball]

I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband...










....I've heard it takes a long time and I doubt I have the hand strength.

Walk up behind the person you wish to see unconscious, wrap your right arm around there throat and neck, while placing your left arm behind their neck.

Squeeze.

Results in less than a minute.

You probably don't want to mention to your husband that strangers on the internet are giving you this advice.

It might upset him.

😇😇

A keen blade between C3 and C4 vertebrae provides instant results. Kind of hard to hide the wound, though.  Maybe a fire, after. 

















This is, BTW just a macabre joke.

[brewer]

I predict that I will win the lottery, picked up both powerball and megamillions tickets.

You theists out there need to pray for this apostate.

Not hit on megamillions. Some of you are not keeping up your end.