Toxic Relationship Song: ‘I Hate Myself For Lovin’ You’ (Joan Jett)
Thinly Veiled Penis Reference Song: ‘My Big Ten Inch’ (Aerosmith)
Thinly Veiled Vagina Reference Song: ‘Pink Cadillac’ (Bruce Springsteen)
Grown-Up Love Song: ‘Wonderful Tonight’ (Eric Clapton)
Cringy Stalker Love Song: ‘Every Breath You Take’ (The Police)
Sport-themed Song: ‘Center Field’ (John Fogerty)
Not About Boxing But People Think It Is Song: ‘The Boxer’ (Simon and Garfunkel)
Bitch, Please Song: ‘That’ll Be The Day’ (Buddy Holly)
Feel free to add your own.
Boru
Thinly Veiled Penis Reference Song: ‘My Big Ten Inch’ (Aerosmith)
Thinly Veiled Vagina Reference Song: ‘Pink Cadillac’ (Bruce Springsteen)
Grown-Up Love Song: ‘Wonderful Tonight’ (Eric Clapton)
Cringy Stalker Love Song: ‘Every Breath You Take’ (The Police)
Sport-themed Song: ‘Center Field’ (John Fogerty)
Not About Boxing But People Think It Is Song: ‘The Boxer’ (Simon and Garfunkel)
Bitch, Please Song: ‘That’ll Be The Day’ (Buddy Holly)
Feel free to add your own.
Boru
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