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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 2:47 pm
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(June 8, 2022 at 2:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You can have one, just join a cult, like the GOP.
I think the Cult of the Invisible Plaid Squirrel sounds more fun.
Yes, yes, (evil laugh, taps fingers together) This will be fine. Smithers, bring that lady an invisible plaid squirrel.
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 3:35 pm
(June 8, 2022 at 2:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You can have one, just join a cult, like the GOP.
I think the Cult of the Invisible Plaid Squirrel sounds more fun.
Yeah, they SOUND innocent.
But once they get you...
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 3:51 pm
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Once again, conservatives demonstrate that, in addition to not even attempting to solve problems, they aren’t even going to attempt to address problems. Buncha bastards, the lot of ‘em.
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Just occurred to me: maybe this guy wants to ban drag shows because he afraid of getting caught at one.
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 4:12 pm
(June 8, 2022 at 3:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 2:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I think the Cult of the Invisible Plaid Squirrel sounds more fun.
Yeah, they SOUND innocent.
But once they get you...
Remember. The first one is free.
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 6:49 pm
(June 8, 2022 at 1:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 8:32 am)Brian37 Wrote: I am deeply afraid of drag queens. They constantly knock on my door to recruit me. They are worse than JWs. They are collaborating with the invisible plaid squirrel under my bed. They have stolen my tin foil hat. They don't like Queen, despite what they may say. They want to end tv and media choice and have only state run media play The Rocky Horror Picture Show 24/7 and ban remotes to turn off your TV.
Damn it, my remote got stuck on Fucks Noise again.
I want an invisible plaid squirrel...damn it.
Just make sure to pick up an SE one, they go to ludicrous speed.
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 8, 2022 at 8:51 pm
(June 8, 2022 at 1:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 8:32 am)Brian37 Wrote: I am deeply afraid of drag queens. They constantly knock on my door to recruit me. They are worse than JWs. They are collaborating with the invisible plaid squirrel under my bed. They have stolen my tin foil hat. They don't like Queen, despite what they may say. They want to end tv and media choice and have only state run media play The Rocky Horror Picture Show 24/7 and ban remotes to turn off your TV.
Damn it, my remote got stuck on Fucks Noise again.
I want an invisible plaid squirrel...damn it. They're cute in the beginning. The hormones kick in.
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RE: The new conservative boogeyman, Drag Queens.
June 9, 2022 at 3:38 am
(June 8, 2022 at 8:51 pm)Helios Wrote: (June 8, 2022 at 1:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I want an invisible plaid squirrel...damn it. They're cute in the beginning. The hormones kick in.
Fair point. There have been numerous reports of people getting their kids a baby IPS for Easter. Then the things grow up and animals shelters become filled with abandoned invisible plaid squirrels. I know - I've not seen them.
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