The Absurd GOP

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

GOP-er Kicks Off Run With Bible Verse, Gets Busted For Solicitation

Of a minor, no less.

The East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Office says a woman contacted them and said her 15-year-old daughter had exchanged messages that were "sexual in nature" with Joshua Schopp, 20, on the platform. The victim reportedly lied about her age to Schopp initially, telling him she was 17.

But even after learning the victim's true age, Schopp continued to ask for nude photos and sent her a video of himself with his genitals exposed -- a video which the mother screen-recorded and handed over to police...

Schopp faces one count of computer-aided solicitation of a minor.

On his Facebook page on July 21, 2022, Schopp wrote: "It’s now OFFICIAL I am proud and honored to announce my running for Central Community School System-School Board of District 1!!!"

He then cited a Bible verse: “'And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.' Colossians 3:17."

Boru

[GUBU]

Fox host outraged that school district pulled the Bible from shelves in book challenge
LGBTQ Nation

Fox News hosts have expressed outrage over the Bible being removed from school library shelves in a Texas school district, claiming that the book should be allowed, even though it contains stories of incest and violence and promotes slavery, the subjugation of women, and the murder of LGBTQ people.

The Fox News panel also said that banning the Bible from schools furthers a Democratic plot, even though the school district’s home county traditionally votes Republican.

The Christian religious text was removed by the Keller Independent School District’s Book Challenge Committee this week because it was challenged for having “sexual content and violence” along with 40 other books, most of which featured Black and LGBTQ characters. The district’s school principals were told to keep the books off of library shelves until the district has completed its review of each book’s appropriateness for student readers.

The four female and one male hosts on Fox News’ talk show Outnumbered expressed outrage over the book’s removal.

Do they not know it was their own people, the religious far right that pulled the book? Bible is way too pinko for god fearin' christers.

[Fake Messiah]

Just replace "woke" with "Jews" if you want to know what it sounded like in the original German.

DeSantis: "We must fight the woke in our schools. We must fight the woke in our businesses. We must fight the woke in government agencies. We can never, ever surrender to woke ideology. [...] The state of Florida is where woke goes to die."

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/36...andidates/

[GUBU]

Just replace "woke" with "Jews" if you want to know what it sounded like in the original German.

DeSantis: "We must fight the woke in our schools. We must fight the woke in our businesses. We must fight the woke in government agencies. We can never, ever surrender to woke ideology. [...] The state of Florida is where woke goes to die."

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/36...andidates/

Also if you want to know what de Santis means.

[Foxaèr]

Was Florida always this bad? (and I grew up here)

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Where's Our Money, Rick??

Republican Senate hopefuls are getting crushed on airwaves across the country while their national campaign fund is pulling ads and running low on cash — leading some campaign advisers to ask where all the money went and to demand an audit of the committee’s finances, according to Republican strategists involved in the discussions.

The NRSC’s chairman, Sen. Rick Scott of Florida, has already taken heat from fellow Republicans for running ads featuring him on camera and releasing his own policy agenda that became a Democratic punching bag — leading to jokes that “NRSC” stood for “” in a bid to fuel his own presumed presidential ambitions.

So, the Republicans put the guy who was at the centre of the biggest Medicare fraud case in history in charge of their money, and then have the nerve to act surprised that he mismanaged those campaign funds.

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[Fake Messiah]

Another GOP politician demonstrates his selflessness and obvious concern for his voters in Pennsylvania.

[Jehanne]

Another GOP politician demonstrates his selflessness and obvious concern for his voters in Pennsylvania.

One of the easiest Hollywood awards to get:

Hollywood Walk of Fame FAQ

[Foxaèr]

10 times that Lauren Boebert proved she is absolutely dreadful
LGBTQ Nation

January 2021 – She tweeted officials’ locations during the January 6 insurrection

April 2021 – She voted against making bone marrow transplants more accessible

September 2021 – She illegally let her 8-year-old kid and his friends play alone around her loaded rifles

November 2021 – She encouraged death threats against an Islamic legislator

November 2021 – She introduced a bill to block research on healthcare for transgender youth

April 2022 – She introduced a spiteful bill to make traveling harder for people

June 2022 – She asked Pete Buttigieg for $33 million after insulting him repeatedly

July 2022 – She accused trans men of causing a national baby formula shortage

June 2022 – She blamed Jesus for not doing more to prevent his own crucifixion

August 2022 – She helped anti-LGBTQ slurs and disinformation reach millions on social media

[Foxaèr]

GOP candidate said it’s “totally just” to stone gay people to death
LGBTQ Nation