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The Absurd GOP
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(June 21, 2024 at 9:30 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: A Newsmax host verbally threw his toys out of the pram after discovering the existence of a gay American flag football league.

Pink News

From the article:

Quote:PinkNews can confirm that being gay doesn’t prevent you liking sports.

Hilarious

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Trump-loving Dentist Arrested For Threatening People

Quote:A 60-year-old dentist from Tampa, Florida,who praised “The Great Donald Trump” and sent no less than 100 violent and  messages to over 40 victims including a reverend, politician and others who he allegedly insulted with bigoted or racial slurs, has been arrested.


Example:

Quote:You, sir, are a degenerate piece of s—. I read your article about The Great Donald Trump. It is so blatantly prejudiced that you don’t even attempt to be impartial, you [redacted]. You are gay … I can tell. F— you. I love what Trump does and where he stays. You ignorant [redacted] never cared about the great ghetto [redacted] Obama and how he got rich but you’re going to get a hard-on about where Trump stays. So blatantly ignorant and liberally immoral. God Bless the Great President Trump and his family. F— you and yours. Hire extra security … you’re gonna need it, I plan on f—— you up … just for the fun of it.

But it’s totes not a cult…

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Republican lawmaker Mary Morrisey has issued a public apology after being caught pouring water into Democratic Representative Jim Carroll's bag multiple times over a span of 5 months.





These are the people in charge of people's rights
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary in CO-4.

Embarrassing day for the Republican party.

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/la...n-primary/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Maybe Trisha Calvarese can save them from further embarrassment.

https://coloradonewsline.com/2024/06/25/...n-boebert/
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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That is fucking awesome!
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Normal day in Florida.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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.....that is relatively normal, as opposed to run ins with exotic animals, native reptiles, naturally blanched wildlife, and florida mans (redundant on all counts).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(June 26, 2024 at 2:48 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Normal day in Florida.

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I actually think a cart pushed around through waiting rooms and such with beverage service is a fine idea.  Think of it like flight attendants.
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