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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 4, 2025 at 7:24 am
Has she discussed this with her HOA?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 am
My dogs would just love for me to add chickens to the squirrels that already make them crazy.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 pm
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2025 at 2:07 pm by Fake Messiah.)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 4, 2025 at 7:17 pm
(March 4, 2025 at 7:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Wow, I could solve crisis like this.
Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices.
And if they’re upset about petrol prices, they can just order one of those combo oil derrick/refinery kits.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 7, 2025 at 2:36 pm
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 9, 2025 at 11:32 am
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 am
(March 4, 2025 at 7:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices.
Yeah, because the startup cost of 400-800, depending on breeds and types of coop, is so much more affordable than just buying the damned eggs.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
March 10, 2025 at 1:19 pm
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
