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The Absurd GOP
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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 28, 2025 at 8:33 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm by Kitan Etos.)
Just a little fake quip that came to my mind:

Republicans cancel Trans AM vehicles because they can't figure out what gender they are.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 pm
(September 28, 2025 at 8:33 pm)Paraselene Wrote: Just a little fake quip that came to my mind:

Republicans cancel Trans AM vehicles because they can't figure out what gender they are.

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It's definitely a flamer!

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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 29, 2025 at 1:21 am
ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.

teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 am
(September 29, 2025 at 1:21 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.


Fornication affirmative!

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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 am
If I needed a delivery guy, I'd hire that one in a short minute.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 29, 2025 at 11:32 am
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September 30, 2025 at 4:58 am
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September 30, 2025 at 4:53 pm
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September 30, 2025 at 5:48 pm
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RE: The Absurd GOP
September 30, 2025 at 11:05 pm
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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