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The existence of God
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 (September 8, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Tomato Wrote: What kind of demonic language is that? Burn the witch! No, it's Latin for, "I absolve you of your sins in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. Amen." Now, I'm not a priest, but, I participated in a religious play during junior high. Plus, I have stayed overnight at a Holiday Inn on multiple occasions.  (September 8, 2022 at 9:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote:I feel...a light...from within...I...*Burp*(September 8, 2022 at 9:24 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Actually, I'd like to apologize for that comment. It was gas and now I do feel better. Thank you Have a cupcake on me ![[Image: cw37df.jpg]](https://c8.alamy.com/zooms/9/d5ed5656966a44eca99bb427017e089f/cw37df.jpg)
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
![[Image: s-l640.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DjAAAOSwpIhe1HCM/s-l640.jpg)  (September 8, 2022 at 10:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Tomato Wrote: What kind of demonic language is that? Burn the witch! Not necessary to be a priest - you have as much authority to absolve sins as they do.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (September 8, 2022 at 10:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Tomato Wrote: What kind of demonic language is that? Burn the witch! Latin is a good language to talk to dead Roman.
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!  (September 8, 2022 at 9:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:24 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Actually, I'd like to apologize for that comment. "Higalty plu fee-fee plip plop patooie al thera lon nokk nokk midarg!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 9, 2022 at 5:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote: "Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." Google Translate is guessing Marathi as the originating language, which is spoken in southwestern India. (September 9, 2022 at 5:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote: "Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." I love it when you talk dirty! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: The existence of God
September 9, 2022 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2022 at 11:14 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 8, 2022 at 10:11 pm)Jehanne Wrote:(September 8, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Tomato Wrote: What kind of demonic language is that? Burn the witch! -bibbidi bobbidi boo. FTFY. An actual religion of wizard robes and hats muttering cantrips and casting spells over crackers and it's just a wonder to me that anyone would think this is something that should be taken seriously. "But have you seriously considered the catholic faith"? No Muriel, because your faith is fucking ridiculous. I honestly think they'd be happier if they just dropped all the pretense, stripped down to their birthday suits, and started dancing widdershins around a bonfire.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
The Enlightenment has reduced the more nutty factions to signing petitions and holding signs on street corners.
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