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What if God is a woman
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What if God is a woman
And then you get sucked into the afterlife of a giant entity, and you get sucked into her giant vagina, and you disappear to nothingness. Just curious to what you think of that theory?
Afterall birth is to begin with a asexual birth. Its just men and woman is more convenient to procreation due to sharing genes.
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RE: What if God is a woman
Since it's an imaginary concept, the deity can be whatever gender you want it to be.
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RE: What if God is a woman
(September 20, 2022 at 9:52 am)Tomato Wrote: Since it's an imaginary concept, the deity can be whatever gender you want it to be.

I guess i find it weird how Abrahamic one insists on god being a he... when you know. In nature they dont even get first say in procreation. There is just some irony there is all. Basically a he and a she is more out of natural convenience is all basically
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(September 20, 2022 at 9:53 am)Woah0 Wrote:
(September 20, 2022 at 9:52 am)Tomato Wrote: Since it's an imaginary concept, the deity can be whatever gender you want it to be.

I guess i find it weird how Abrahamic one insists on god being a he... when you know. In nature they dont even get first say in procreation. There is just some irony there is all. Basically a he and a she is more out of natural convenience is all basically

Well, it makes sense. A patriarchally centered culture will insist the deity is male.
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RE: What if God is a woman
What if god is a fish?
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What if you could create posts with some actual content/discussion possibilities instead of flapping your cake ‘ole with every goddamed random thought that pops into your brain?

You’ve been asked to moderate this behaviour. There will be no more ‘asking’.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Heaven will offer delicious appetizers but be light on beer and wine.
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RE: What if God is a woman
(September 20, 2022 at 9:43 am)Woah0 Wrote: And then you get sucked into the afterlife of a giant entity, and you get sucked into her giant vagina, and you disappear to nothingness. Just curious to what you think of that theory?
Afterall birth is to begin with a asexual birth. Its just men and woman is more convenient to procreation due to sharing genes.

Reverse birth satisfies the (magical) laws of cyclicality and duality.  It's not unheard of for people to believe something like this or employ that sort of imagery to communicate their beliefs.  I would be surprised to find them describe a cosmic womb as nothingness, though.  Generally more like warmth, return, and everything-ness.
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I don't gender would matter at such a level. It's a very human thing to be hung up on. If my consciousness is getting flung into eternal nothingness, I think that's the headline here, not the vagina lol.
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RE: What if God is a woman
-not the vagina?...and you call yourself a human person! Wink
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