Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse

[AkiraTheViking]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

[The Valkyrie]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

It's THREE cups of water, heretic!

I call for Noodly Jihad on the unbelievers!!

[brewer]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

OMPG, you're in trouble. Someone get him some proper chicken parm and spaghette with bolognese, STAT!

And don't forget some tiramisu for after. (don't worry, it's only a minor sin)

[AkiraTheViking]

It's THREE cups of water, heretic!

An old tastetament gal I see. Sorry I'm not a Grattophobe. I support the Lamian, Grattoni, Bihun, Tortellini, Quảng, Instant, Anelli + like the new tastetament does.

I call for Noodly Jihad on the unbelievers!!

May they be condemned to a life of Rice-O-Roni!

OMPG, you're in trouble. Someone get him some proper chicken parm and spaghette with bolognese, STAT!

And don't forget some tiramisu for after. (don't worry, it's only a minor sin)

[A. Secular Human]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

OMPG, you're in trouble. Someone get him some proper chicken parm and spaghette with bolognese, STAT!

And don't forget some tiramisu for after. (don't worry, it's only a minor sin)

And if you buy the tiramisu at Costco, you get the nice little glasses, as a bonus.  They're our go-to glasses for liquors.

https://pasta.com/costco-tiramisu-cups-b...-italiano/

[Anomalocaris]

Any made up religion can appear to its adherents to own anything with any random combination of syllables or random combination. that is the nature of religion.

[A. Secular Human]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

It's THREE cups of water, heretic!

I call for Noodly Jihad on the unbelievers!!

NOOOO!!!  We, of the modernist schism demand the SI (Spaghetti-Ist) system of measurement!

Prepare for the latest Crusade!

[Anomalocaris]

Bottled water, tap water, or filtered water?

Consider carefully for it is your eternal soul at stake!

[AkiraTheViking]

And if you buy the tiramisu at Costco, you get the nice little glasses, as a bonus.  They're our go-to glasses for liquors.

https://pasta.com/costco-tiramisu-cups-b...-italiano/

(Seriously want those glasses).

Any made up religion can appear to its adherents to own anything with any random combination of syllables or random combination.     that is the nature of religion.

*GASP* AN UNBELIEVER!!!

TAKE THAT!!!

NOOOO!!!  We, of the modernist schism demand the SI (Spaghetti-Ist) system of measurement!

Prepare for the latest Crusade!

Bloody Schisnooks, when are you people gonna use the Merletti system like the real people do.

Bottled water, tap water, or filtered water?

Consider carefully for it is your eternal soul at stake!

Tap, as nature intended it.

[A. Secular Human]

Bottled water, tap water, or filtered water?

Consider carefully for it is your eternal soul at stake!

Bottled...as traveler's diarrhea insisted.