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Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
AkiraTheViking Offline
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RE: Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
July 12, 2023 at 7:30 pm
(July 12, 2023 at 6:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 9, 2023 at 5:31 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Bottled water, tap water, or filtered water?

Consider carefully for it is your eternal soul at stake!


Bottled...as traveler's diarrhea insisted.

Now that sounds like an interesting story.
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RE: Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
July 12, 2023 at 8:27 pm
(July 12, 2023 at 7:30 pm)AkiraTheViking Wrote:
(July 12, 2023 at 6:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Bottled...as traveler's diarrhea insisted.

Now that sounds like an interesting story.

Sounds like a lot of shit, to me...  Angel
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RE: Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
July 14, 2023 at 6:56 pm
(July 12, 2023 at 7:30 pm)AkiraTheViking Wrote:
(July 12, 2023 at 6:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Bottled...as traveler's diarrhea insisted.

Now that sounds like an interesting story.

Went to Puerto Vallarta, and drank from a public drinking fountain.

Should have stuck with the cervezas.
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RE: Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
July 14, 2023 at 8:25 pm
RAmen brother.
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RE: Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse
July 14, 2023 at 8:51 pm
(July 14, 2023 at 6:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Went to Puerto Vallarta, and drank from a public drinking fountain.

Should have stuck with the cervezas.

Always choose beer, man.

(July 14, 2023 at 8:25 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: RAmen brother.

RAmen! Ramen! FSM Wink
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