"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Have I mentioned that, or is that you too?
I always have almond milk on hand.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Dairy tastes nasty to me. I'm an almond milk/Silk milk person now.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
There is no such thing as 'non-dairy milk'.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Serious questions.
Do blind people turn on their lights at home? Are Blind people racist? Do deaf people hear voices in their head?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 5, 2018 at 6:41 am)ignoramus Wrote: Serious questions. I can attest to the first one - blind people do not turn on their lights. I had a friend in Belfast who was completely blind. I went over to pick him up one evening, rang the bell and he yelled, 'Come in!'. I did so, all the lights were out, so I called out, 'Where are you?' 'I'm in the bathroom shaving, be right there.' Before I realized what I was saying, I said, 'Why the hell are you shaving in the dark??' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
hydrocele
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
You ever listen to a song...a new song you just discovered...and you adore it, listen to it over and over again...for weeks...and then one day, poof! You can't stand it anymore?
So weird.
Why do people say that they are taking a shit when in the bathroom? Wouldn't you rather give one instead?
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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