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Random Thoughts
#81
RE: Random Thoughts
To the mods:

A pair of Siamese twins will be signing up soon.
One is a Christian religious troll, the other is a nice atheist.

I trust you won't ban both just because one is an asshole!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#82
RE: Random Thoughts
(May 23, 2017 at 9:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: WHY is Adam Sandler allowed to keep making films?

Boru

Why was he ever allowed in the first place?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#83
RE: Random Thoughts
(May 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)ignoramus Wrote: To the mods:

A pair of Siamese twins will be signing up soon.
One is a Christian religious troll, the other is a nice atheist.

I trust you won't ban both just because one is an asshole!

They're now called "conjoined twins".

And why would we ban a good Christian just because his atheist brother is an arsehole?

That would be "persecution".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#84
RE: Random Thoughts
OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
Suffering from multiple personality disorder.
One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?

Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#85
RE: Random Thoughts
(May 29, 2017 at 10:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
Suffering from multiple personality disorder.
One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?

Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?

Give them knives. Worst. Mexican. Standoff. Ever.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#86
RE: Random Thoughts
(May 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 29, 2017 at 10:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
Suffering from multiple personality disorder.
One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?

Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?

Give them knives. Worst. Mexican. Standoff. Ever.

And THIS is why Fireball wins prizes.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#87
RE: Random Thoughts
After browsing the robot priest thread, I became curious about the following: if a robot were to gain sentience, then would it be accepted as an equal and valued member of its church.  Furthermore, if a robot priest designed a fully logical, original proof that established the existence of a god and could then provide evidence of the uniqueness of the particular god it followed, then would its human theist counterparts accept such a proof, especially if it challenged their particular way of understanding and experiencing their god? Would human theists be open to accepting a reformation proposed by an artificial life-form? 

With that said, if a robot could bring theists closer toward understanding religious truth in an unbiased way that is in accordance with the workings of reality, then would they welcome its efforts, or would they sabotage it by clinging to their preconceived religious thought patterns and personal truths?











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#88
RE: Random Thoughts
A robot can never accept Jesus as his saviour.
Therefore he can never go to heaven.

He's going to hell instead.
They're going to upload Windows 3 running on DOS 4 on him.

(sorry, nerd joke)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#89
RE: Random Thoughts
(May 29, 2017 at 10:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Fireball Wrote: Give them knives. Worst. Mexican. Standoff. Ever.

And THIS is why Fireball wins prizes.

Blush I alllmost didn't post it, becuse it is prety racist.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#90
RE: Random Thoughts
Why do they call them Mexican standoffs?
Weren't they doing that in England centuries ago to resolve gentlemen's disputes?
Or am I thinking of something else?

(Why did Don Quixote just pop into my head?)
I think my random number generator is broken....
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Know God, Know fear.
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