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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm
To the mods:
A pair of Siamese twins will be signing up soon.
One is a Christian religious troll, the other is a nice atheist.
I trust you won't ban both just because one is an asshole!
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 9:21 pm
(May 23, 2017 at 9:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: WHY is Adam Sandler allowed to keep making films?
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Why was he ever allowed in the first place?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 9:23 pm
(May 29, 2017 at 9:18 pm)ignoramus Wrote: To the mods:
A pair of Siamese twins will be signing up soon.
One is a Christian religious troll, the other is a nice atheist.
I trust you won't ban both just because one is an asshole!
They're now called "conjoined twins".
And why would we ban a good Christian just because his atheist brother is an arsehole?
That would be "persecution".
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 10:00 pm
OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
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One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?
Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm
(May 29, 2017 at 10:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
Suffering from multiple personality disorder.
One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?
Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 29, 2017 at 10:26 pm
(May 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Fireball Wrote: (May 29, 2017 at 10:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, what about 1 head with 2 bodies?
Suffering from multiple personality disorder.
One personality is a nice Christrian, the other is a extreme Islamic fundamentalist?
Should we intervene when they start a thread and start flaming each other?
Give them knives. Worst. Mexican. Standoff. Ever.
And THIS is why Fireball wins prizes.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 30, 2017 at 10:18 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 10:24 pm by Kernel Sohcahtoa.)
After browsing the robot priest thread, I became curious about the following: if a robot were to gain sentience, then would it be accepted as an equal and valued member of its church. Furthermore, if a robot priest designed a fully logical, original proof that established the existence of a god and could then provide evidence of the uniqueness of the particular god it followed, then would its human theist counterparts accept such a proof, especially if it challenged their particular way of understanding and experiencing their god? Would human theists be open to accepting a reformation proposed by an artificial life-form?
With that said, if a robot could bring theists closer toward understanding religious truth in an unbiased way that is in accordance with the workings of reality, then would they welcome its efforts, or would they sabotage it by clinging to their preconceived religious thought patterns and personal truths?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 30, 2017 at 10:23 pm
A robot can never accept Jesus as his saviour.
Therefore he can never go to heaven.
He's going to hell instead.
They're going to upload Windows 3 running on DOS 4 on him.
(sorry, nerd joke)
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2017 at 12:23 am
(May 29, 2017 at 10:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 29, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Fireball Wrote: Give them knives. Worst. Mexican. Standoff. Ever.
And THIS is why Fireball wins prizes.
I alllmost didn't post it, becuse it is prety racist.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2017 at 12:41 am
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2017 at 12:44 am by ignoramus.)
Why do they call them Mexican standoffs?
Weren't they doing that in England centuries ago to resolve gentlemen's disputes?
Or am I thinking of something else?
(Why did Don Quixote just pop into my head?)
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