Seriously, auto correct......
How does semi-jogging in any way resemble semi-final?
How does semi-jogging in any way resemble semi-final?
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Pears are just failed apples.
There, I said it. And for that matter, Why can't we compare Apples and oranges? One is clearly superior to the other.
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 (July 12, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote: Something interesting happened to me at the supermarket today. In particular, as I had finished gathering my golden delicious apples, I entered a t-intersection and was about to turn left when I noticed a gentleman who was moving back and forth perusing the vegetables in a manner that suggested that he was unaware of me (in other words, I came out of no where). Thus, I proceeded slowly and was careful to make my way past him without bumping into him; however, while I was in the process of cautiously passing the gentleman, I became oblivious to my surroundings, and as a result, a different gentleman seemingly came out of nowhere (just like I had come out of nowhere) and waited for me to pass so that he could enter the intersection. Hence, in an instant, I found myself mirroring the behavior that I was trying to avoid, which enabled me to appreciate and understand the perspective of the first gentleman while simultaneously relating to and harmonizing the povs of both gentlemen. You need to read this entire thing in an accent tag because that would just be so fucking fabulous. And I need to hear it. You know, for research purposes only, of course. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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July 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm
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(July 14, 2017 at 11:43 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Pears are just failed apples. My phone keeps replacing "I'll" with "I'Lloyd" Stupid fucking thing. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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July 17, 2017 at 2:27 pm
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