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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 9:25 am
Go out to the lazy guy's car and superglue the locks on his doors in your break.
Then put some grease on his windscreen wipers and let down his tires.
Too extreme? :-)




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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2018 at 4:03 pm by Silver.)
(May 4, 2018 at 9:25 am)Little lunch Wrote: Go out to the lazy guy's car and superglue the locks on his doors in your break.
Then put some grease on his windscreen wipers and let down his tires.
Too extreme? :-)

He only works every other weekend, and he doesn't drive. The manager actually picks him up, drops him off, picks him up again, and drops him off at home, all while she has the weekends off from work.

One would think with his small work schedule, he could actually do some work when he was there. But no. He's basically earning a paycheck just sitting on his ass, and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that any more.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 6:53 pm
The boyfriend moved things around to accommodate the new desk. Tried to use the PS4, but it wouldn't register with the television.

Sent him a text message. You did it, you fix it.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 9:22 pm
Apple Jacks, dry.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 10:10 pm
(May 4, 2018 at 9:22 pm)Kit Wrote: Apple Jacks, dry.

You might regret that. If you eat a lot of them the roof of your mouth is going to be sore AF  Dodgy
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 11:38 pm
Hey Possibletarian....


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RE: Random Thoughts
May 4, 2018 at 11:44 pm


(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 5, 2018 at 1:02 pm
If 9/11 had never happened, might there ever have been a film remake of The Running Man that more faithfully followed the novel?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 5, 2018 at 2:25 pm
Livid farming
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 5, 2018 at 4:11 pm
Yo. Avocados. Good shit.
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