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RE: Random Thoughts
June 16, 2018 at 3:43 pm
(June 15, 2018 at 7:14 am)Kit Wrote: When I poop at home, it doesn't smell.

But when I poop in public, the smell blows up the bathroom and there isn't a can of air freshener to be found.

Then stop shitting in the street!

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 5:27 am (This post was last modified: June 17, 2018 at 5:28 am by Joods.)
So my cat, Pickles got neutered on Friday. He's wearing The Cone of Shame for ten days. Poor little guy is trying to lick his stitches but he can't because The Cone is in the way.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny to see him going to all that effort just to lick The Cone.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 7:39 am
"Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic."

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 8:41 am
I've seen penguins down south.
Don't let them intimidate you, they're a bunch of fucking fairies.




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#1145
RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 8:48 am
(June 17, 2018 at 8:41 am)Little lunch Wrote: I've seen penguins down south.
Don't let them intimidate you, they're a bunch of fucking fairies.

No no no. They are smart lil fuckers. Just look at the four from Madagascar. Have you seen their hideout? Their leader even sports a crew cut and is always on a mission.
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#1146
RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 10:47 am
Am I the only one who thinks a pet cage/carrier in the home is cruel for the animal? Shouldn't the pet be allowed the freedom to roam about the home?
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June 17, 2018 at 10:56 am
Sometimes, it is for the pet's own good.  Other times, pets (particularly dogs) can be destructive if not confined.

Or, suppose you're one of those insane people who keeps birds or snakes as pets.  You definitely want these confined.

I once tried to give a goldfish 'freedom to roam about the home'.  I'm no longer allowed to own goldfish.

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 10:57 am
(June 17, 2018 at 10:47 am)Kit Wrote: Am I the only one who thinks a pet cage/carrier in the home is cruel for the animal?  Shouldn't the pet be allowed the freedom to roam about the home?

Cage training leads to reduced anxiety for when caging is necessary. And once they're used to it, what's the harm?
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 17, 2018 at 10:59 am
We believe in the Lord of Mohammad and Ali.

The paradise of Hassan and Hussain.

And the laws of the light of the blessed Fatima.
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June 17, 2018 at 11:00 am
(June 17, 2018 at 10:59 am)MysticKnight Wrote: We believe in the Lord of Mohammad and Ali.

The paradise of Hassan and Hussain.

And the laws of the light of the blessed Fatima.

Are those the names of your pets? 

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