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 (August 23, 2018 at 3:42 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 12:25 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Ia a mobius straw a thing? That's a bottle.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (August 23, 2018 at 5:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 3:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: Yes. You make a Möbius strip of a flat piece of paper; you make a Klein bottle from a tubular structure. Maybe Polymath257 can point out if I am incorrect.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (August 23, 2018 at 2:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 12:21 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Woohoo! Finished my paperwork! Guess I'll go jerkoff. Yay! Lol as if you needed an excuse. 🙃🤣🙃🤣 Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (August 23, 2018 at 6:10 pm)Joods Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 2:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Woohoo! Jorg finished her paperwork! Guess I'll go jerkoff. Yay! I have strict rules about that sort of thing. For instance, I only masturbate on days that end in 'y'. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (August 23, 2018 at 6:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 6:10 pm)Joods Wrote: Lol as if you needed an excuse. 🙃🤣🙃🤣 I’ve heard that masturbation is more fun the older you get because your hands shake more. Is that correct? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 23, 2018 at 6:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 6:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have strict rules about that sort of thing. For instance, I only masturbate on days that end in 'y'. I think it’s only more fun if you like being haunted by the ghosts of pussies past and the shades of those that never were. It depresses me.  (August 23, 2018 at 6:36 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 6:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’ve heard that masturbation is more fun the older you get because your hands shake more. Am 24, can confirm. Much more fun than when I was 18
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Oh, I dunno - it has certain advantages:
-You don't have to be extra nice to someone all day to make sure it happens that night. -You don't have to talk afterwards. -If you fall asleep just after, you don't have to deal with passive-aggressive behaviour over the brekkie table. -You don't have to walk home alone in the rain afterwards (usually). -No 'wet spot' issues. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(August 23, 2018 at 6:56 pm)Lucanus Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 6:36 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I think it’s only more fun if you like being haunted by the ghosts of pussies past and the shades of those that never were. Oh, fuck off with that! Lol
You know how yawns are contagious? Good thing that doesn't apply to farts.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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