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RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 6:02 am
I thought of this amazing and mind blowing thing this morning.
At the time I thought I might post it here, later on tonight, which is now.
I had two code words so if I forgot the concept, these two words would tie it all back together in my mind.
I remember now that one of the words was apple.
Fucked if I know what it was all about.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 3:40 pm
In an alternate universe where the Titanic didn't sink, did a rich gentleman look in his car and ask, "Why the fuck is there jizz all over my back seat??"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 6:18 pm
(This post was last modified: November 13, 2018 at 6:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
When I see or read about something dangerous that includes the admonition ‘DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME’, I have an overpowering urge to go to someone else’s home and try it there.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 14, 2018 at 12:19 pm
Those commercials for prescription medications that specify not to take the medication if you are allergic to it?
Um... I hate to be Captain Obvious here, but if you're allergic to it, why would you be stupid enough to take it, knowing you are allergic?
And....
If you have never taken it, how do you know you're allergic to it, unless you take it?
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 14, 2018 at 1:42 pm
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That awkward moment you watch a documentary about a filmmaker who's complicit in the Third Reich's crimes against humanity, and you find yourself incredibly aroused because it turns out she's fully capable of climbing mountains barefoot without flinching.
No wonder it's called Die Grosse Sprung.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2018 at 12:41 pm
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Boiled down religious msg.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2018 at 8:08 pm
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Does a religious person with a stutter hear voices from a God who also has a stutter
(and they still haven't put 2 and 2 together?)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2018 at 8:27 pm
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(November 15, 2018 at 8:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Does a religious person with a stutter hear voices from a God who also has a stutter
(and they still haven't put 2 and 2 together?)
God always seems to have the same prejudices as the person who speaks to it.
It's only natural that it shares his voice and vocal defects.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2018 at 8:56 pm
If I went to Stan Lee's funeral, would I have to wait through the end credits for a surprise?
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