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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 5:56 pm
I'd like mine to be a manatee.

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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 5:57 pm
(December 3, 2018 at 5:56 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I'd like mine to be a manatee.

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Like the Hindenburg?

Oh, the huge manity!

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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 6:21 pm
(December 3, 2018 at 5:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 3, 2018 at 5:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Like chicken.  Der.

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But what if chickens taste like people??

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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 6:37 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2018 at 6:38 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(December 3, 2018 at 6:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 3, 2018 at 5:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But what if chickens taste like people??

Saves a step, dunnit?  KFA (Kentucky Fried Aussie).

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Yeah, I like.

Wait!

What?

It's the Aussie who will be frying others!

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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 6:53 pm
I love manatees! They're great with mashed potatoes and gravy!
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 8:50 pm
Get me any goat!

Any goat near iggy is bound to become endangered after a couple of ciders.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 9:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Special tip for Christmas.

Wrap empty boxes in Christmas paper and sit them under a tree. Every time a kid acts up, throw one on the fire.

Repeat as often as necessary until you run out of kids.

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RE: Random Thoughts
December 3, 2018 at 10:08 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm by Angrboda.)
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 4, 2018 at 9:42 am
(December 3, 2018 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Special tip for Christmas.

Wrap empty boxes in Christmas paper and sit them under a tree.  Every time a kid acts up, throw one on the fire.

Repeat as often as necessary until you run out of kids.

Sticky tape tomato satchets to the inside of the empty box.
Kid acts up, pull out the chef's knife and stab their little puppy to death through the box.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 4, 2018 at 12:52 pm
If a vampire bites someone with AIDS, do they contract it as well?
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