RE: Random Thoughts
March 26, 2019 at 7:24 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2019 at 7:25 pm by ignoramus.)
^ Kudos!
(No, seriously)
(No, seriously)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Random Thoughts
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 26, 2019 at 7:24 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2019 at 7:25 pm by ignoramus.)
^ Kudos!
(No, seriously)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 26, 2019 at 7:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Men insult each other and don't really mean it. Women complement each other and don't really mean it. Remember, anything you say and do will be recorded, stored, and may be used against you at a later date, up to and including your deathbed. - Your Rebecca Rights! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Okay, here's a little game of "Guess What Movie Rye is thinking about right now?" I'll give you a hint:
Well, I'll give you another hint: the director's surname is not Wachowski.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. (March 26, 2019 at 10:38 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Okay, here's a little game of "Guess What Movie Rye is thinking about right now?" I'll give you a hint: The French Connection? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Is cereal soup?
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
What happens if you drop the soap in a women's only prison
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 30, 2019 at 2:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: What happens if you drop the soap in a women's only prison There small fists there, you know.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(March 30, 2019 at 2:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: What happens if you drop the soap in a women's only prison Things that would stop your ticker. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 30, 2019 at 2:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: What happens if you drop the soap in a women's only prison One of your fellow inmates would pick it up, tap you on the shoulder and say, 'I think you dropped this.' Stupid women, ruining a perfectly good lesbian prison scenario. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 30, 2019 at 11:02 am)Fireball Wrote:(March 30, 2019 at 2:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: What happens if you drop the soap in a women's only prison Added "are". Seems like my addiction to caffeine means I need more before posting....or I just need to quit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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