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#3611
RE: Random Thoughts
April 10, 2020 at 12:50 pm
(April 10, 2020 at 11:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Found my gloves. Thanks for nothing, guys.

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#3612
RE: Random Thoughts
April 10, 2020 at 1:08 pm
(April 10, 2020 at 12:50 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 10, 2020 at 11:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Found my gloves. Thanks for nothing, guys.

Boru

And they were right where you left them - right?

*looks suspicious* You seem to know an awful lot about my gloves.

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#3613
RE: Random Thoughts
April 10, 2020 at 5:23 pm
I bet they were on his hands the whole time!
I do that with my sunnies all the time. They're almost always on my head when I'm looking for them.
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#3614
RE: Random Thoughts
April 10, 2020 at 5:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 10, 2020 at 5:27 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(April 10, 2020 at 5:23 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I bet they were on his hands the whole time!
I do that with my sunnies all the time. They're almost always on my head when I'm looking for them.

I know the feeling. I once spent an hour looking for the plimsolls I was wearing.

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#3615
RE: Random Thoughts
April 11, 2020 at 1:58 am
...I often spend more time than I'd willingly admit looking for my eye-glasses (I'm myopic). Bet you can't guess where they always are!
The word bed actually looks like a bed. 
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#3616
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April 11, 2020 at 3:28 am
In the back seat of your boyfriend's car?

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#3617
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April 11, 2020 at 2:42 pm
(April 11, 2020 at 3:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: In the back seat of your boyfriend's car?

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That's not very social-distancing of you, iggy! 
That does remind me of the time when my friend's glasses broke, thrice, in the span of one month. Every single time it apparently happened when she was spending the night with her boyfriend. We never asked for details.
The word bed actually looks like a bed. 
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#3618
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April 12, 2020 at 3:41 am (This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 3:42 am by ignoramus.)
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and Jobs? Maybe an old meme!
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#3619
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April 12, 2020 at 6:46 am
Groundhog Day...
Groundhog Day...
Groundhog Day...
Groundhog Day...
Groundhog Day...
Groundhog Day...
Oh shit, was that the binmen?
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#3620
RE: Random Thoughts
April 12, 2020 at 2:27 pm
My bin day is when my daughter goes back to her mum's.
So every time she takes her away on holiday I miss the bins.




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