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 (February 28, 2021 at 10:54 am)no one Wrote: Congratulations on your 10,563rd consecutive day together. Here's to many more. Husband looked at me yesterday and said, "What, 29 years and I haven't killed you yet?" I replied, "Ditto." Truly a love story. 
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Gives new meaning to arewethereyet.
 (February 28, 2021 at 10:59 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(February 28, 2021 at 10:54 am)no one Wrote: Congratulations on your 10,563rd consecutive day together. Here's to many more. Congratulations!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(February 28, 2021 at 12:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:(February 28, 2021 at 10:59 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband looked at me yesterday and said, "What, 29 years and I haven't killed you yet?" I replied, "Ditto." On the anniversary or on not killing one another? Or both? (February 28, 2021 at 4:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(February 28, 2021 at 12:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: Congratulations! Both, I guess. You're a spitfire, just like my wife! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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February 28, 2021 at 8:37 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2021 at 8:39 pm by Rev. Rye.)
For anyone wondering which Disney Princess is the hottest, it's Rapunzel. Why? Two reasons:
1) She never wears shoes. 2) Unlike the vast majority of Disney's Princesses, Rapunzel is canonically 18, and therefore of consenting age. Case closed.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.  (February 28, 2021 at 8:37 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: For anyone wondering which Disney Princess is the hottest, it's Rapunzel. Why? Two reasons: Age of consent is a pretty malleable notion. The youngest of the princesses in the article is 14, while the oldest is 24. All of these are in the consent range. Case reopened. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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February 28, 2021 at 9:36 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2021 at 9:36 pm by ignoramus.)
I still reckon Sleeping beauty was gang raped by everybody after having her Watermelon Vodka Cruiser spiked at a nightclub.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (February 28, 2021 at 9:36 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I still reckon Sleeping beauty was gang raped by everybody after having her Watermelon Vodka Cruiser spiked at a nightclub. I remember reading Playboy as a youth, and there was a cartoon with a dad and his son, where the son said, "Come on, dad! Who is going to want some princess who has been shacking up with 7 guys?"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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