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RE: Random Thoughts
July 16, 2023 at 5:46 pm
(July 16, 2023 at 4:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: That would be rather shitty.

...but it would take several hours...
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 16, 2023 at 5:48 pm
(July 16, 2023 at 4:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What if Jesus keeps trying to come back but Catholics keep eating him?

He’s probably mixed in with the corn or peanuts the next morning if you look real hard before flushing you might get a glimpse

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RE: Random Thoughts
July 16, 2023 at 6:14 pm
(July 16, 2023 at 5:48 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(July 16, 2023 at 4:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What if Jesus keeps trying to come back but Catholics keep eating him?

He’s probably mixed in with the corn or peanuts the next morning if you look real hard before flushing you might get a glimpse

Would that be considered a revelation?
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 16, 2023 at 6:16 pm
My new laundry detergent makes my balls itch.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 17, 2023 at 4:24 am
Donald Trump is bragging that he's hoing to beat DeSantis in 2024.

That's like syphilis claiming it's better than gonorrhea.

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RE: Random Thoughts
July 17, 2023 at 4:25 am
(July 16, 2023 at 6:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: My new laundry detergent makes my balls itch.

Stop teabagging your laundry detergent!

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RE: Random Thoughts
July 17, 2023 at 5:14 am
(July 16, 2023 at 4:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What if Jesus keeps trying to come back but Catholics keep eating him?

'Eating Jesus' would be a good name for a band.

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RE: Random Thoughts
July 17, 2023 at 5:16 am
(July 16, 2023 at 6:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: My new laundry detergent makes my balls itch.

Dis you?

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July 17, 2023 at 11:58 am (This post was last modified: July 17, 2023 at 11:58 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Tom Clancy snuffed it in 2013, so how the hell does he get an ‘Executive Producer’ credit for Prime’s ‘Jack Ryan’ series (2018-2023)?

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July 17, 2023 at 12:26 pm
(July 17, 2023 at 11:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Tom Clancy snuffed it in 2013, so how the hell does he get an ‘Executive Producer’ credit for Prime’s ‘Jack Ryan’ series (2018-2023)?

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Maybe Tom Clancy was really JFK.
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