What they don't teach you in Sunday School

[LinuxGal]

What about the salt-water fish? How did they survive three miles of fresh-water rain inundating their needed salt-water in forty days?

Clearly you've been reading books that are banned in Florida and Alabama.

[arewethereyet]

Everyone knows that gawd sprinkled the animals with magic dust.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Everyone knows that gawd sprinkled the animals with magic dust.

I DID NOT!!!!

[Anomalocaris]

Writers of the Bible can at least hide behind being stupid goatherds. Biblical literalists can’t even do that. No goats would stand being herded by them. Pointing out the unsurpassable stupidity embodied in the Bible to people whose stupidity surpasses even the unsurpassable is a futile exercise.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

PSA: I don't say "stupid goatherders". Some of them probably made up very entertaining stories which are still told, somewhat modified, today. The problem with religion is that it seems to be aimed at the lowest IQ in the mob. If the religion takes off many will follow it as a default choice or to avoid being burning the stake, with or without a bag of gunpowder around their neck. So bad goatherder stories get dumped in the holy bucket with the good ones.

[no one]

You silly atheists, every question you ask can be justified and explained away with mysterious ways.

Magic, can solve any predicament.

[brewer]

They certainly didn't teach me that women are equals. Starting with Eve being made from a spare rib.

[LinuxGal]

They certainly didn't teach me that women are equals. Starting with Eve being made from a spare rib.

Women come across as superior to men in the Bible.  Some examples:

Adamu basically says Hava made him eat the apple. Genesis 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

Rebekah tricked Yishak into giving her favorite son Yakob both the Birthright and the Blessing.

Rachel smuggled out her father's idols by sitting on them and invoking male horror of menstruation.

Tamar fucked Yudah, then fucked him over when he tried to have her burnt alive for "playing the harlot".

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They certainly didn't teach me that women are equals. Starting with Eve being made from a spare rib.

1966 I heard for the first time that men have one fewer ribs than women do. Took me a second to parse that out. "So, every man is mined to make parts for a woman?"

[brewer]

They certainly didn't teach me that women are equals. Starting with Eve being made from a spare rib.

Women come across as superior to men in the Bible.  Some examples:

Adamu basically says Hava made him eat the apple. Genesis 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

Rebekah tricked Yishak into giving her favorite son Yakob both the Birthright and the Blessing.

Rachel smuggled out her father's idols by sitting on them and invoking male horror of menstruation.

Tamar fucked Yudah, then fucked him over when he tried to have her burnt alive for "playing the harlot".

I don't think I heard those in sunday school.

But your examples display that they certainly were cun.............................................




















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