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Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement

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Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 9:24 am
I'm boringly heteromonogamous.

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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 9:26 am
(November 7, 2023 at 9:24 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm boringly heteromonogamous.

I always thought that both having the same bits to be limiting.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 10:06 am
Me, a beer, and a baseball game.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 10:36 am
(November 7, 2023 at 10:06 am)Angrboda Wrote: Me, a beer, and a baseball game.

An interesting ideal romantic/sexual relationship to be sure, but not unheard of.   And easy to arrange.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 10:48 am
A rich sugar daddy who enjoys cuddling.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 10:56 am
I would like a hut atop a mountain surrounded by a moat with sharks with lasers in it. But I'm married with kids and a dog instead. The dog can come with me to the hut.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 10:56 am
(November 7, 2023 at 10:48 am)Foxaèr Wrote: A rich sugar daddy who enjoys cuddling.

Why a sugar daddy in particular?  Given it's ideal you could just have a rich partner or be the rich one yourself ...
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 11:03 am
I want to kiss girls, and have sex with any female (unless they're elderly), at least in some kind of way. Guys have to be more attractive, if I'm going to get with them. I don't want to kiss guys, or cuddle with them, or do any lovey dovey shit with them. To me, guys are just for sex. Girls might actually receive some love. My affection for others is like a bunch of bread crumbs, they get tossed out at random and whoever gets to them first should consider themselves lucky.
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 11:06 am
(November 7, 2023 at 11:03 am)Ahriman Wrote: I want to kiss girls, and have sex with any female (unless they're elderly), at least in some kind of way. Guys have to be more attractive, if I'm going to get with them. I don't want to kiss guys, or cuddle with them, or do any lovey dovey shit with them. To me, guys are just for sex. Girls might actually receive some love. My affection for others is like a bunch of bread crumbs, they get tossed out at random and whoever gets to them first should consider themselves lucky.

Do you think having such an attitude and manner of expression is likely to endear others to you?  I suspect not.  It seems likely that this way of talking, and the psychology behind it, will hinder you from relationships.

Out of curiosity, what does elderly mean to you?
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RE: Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement
November 7, 2023 at 11:08 am
(November 7, 2023 at 11:06 am)FrustratedFool Wrote: Out of curiosity, what does elderly mean to you?

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