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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 12:09 am
(This post was last modified: November 17, 2023 at 12:10 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I like our new friends positivity. I agree. If you've got a job and wanna fuck you're going to do great in the dating scene. Buy some books. Sit in cafes and read those books. Everyone loves books.
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 2:43 am
Brewer, this is very funny, thank you!  
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 4:46 am
What do you mean??
I keep getting a ton of ads telling me that there are horny singles in my area... and I'm not even in the US!
Just click on the ads!
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 5:48 am
(November 17, 2023 at 12:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I like our new friends positivity. I agree. If you've got a job and wanna fuck you're going to do great in the dating scene. Buy some books. Sit in cafes and read those books. Everyone loves books.
Alternately, learn to play three chords in two keys on the guitar.
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 5:50 am
(November 17, 2023 at 4:46 am)pocaracas Wrote: What do you mean??
I keep getting a ton of ads telling me that there are horny singles in my area... and I'm not even in the US!
Just click on the ads!
I'm still looking for those 'hot Russian women near YOU!!' I'm starting to think Svetlana may be a hermit.
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 17, 2023 at 10:03 am
It's a threat, not an offer.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 21, 2023 at 5:26 pm
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(November 16, 2023 at 9:23 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (November 15, 2023 at 5:05 pm)BananaFlambe Wrote: Um, I can call and be in a divorce attorney's office in 1 hr in almost any city in the USA. If the USA is the world's freest country, why can't I be in any dating office in 1 hr and have a girlfriend within a week?
It's a lot easy to break something than build it.
(November 15, 2023 at 5:05 pm)BananaFlambe Wrote: What individual freedom do you have if you don't have the simplest of partner choice? 
We do. You're just pissed they ain't choosing you. sounds like a nah nah nah nah nah nah answer
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 21, 2023 at 9:07 pm
(November 21, 2023 at 5:26 pm)BananaFlambe Wrote: sounds like a nah nah nah nah nah nah answer
Nah, just pointing out the obvious.
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
November 21, 2023 at 9:19 pm
I wonder if bananarama ever considered a hand puppet?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Why are there no local dating companies?
December 4, 2023 at 2:15 pm
(November 21, 2023 at 9:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (November 21, 2023 at 5:26 pm)BananaFlambe Wrote: sounds like a nah nah nah nah nah nah answer
Nah, just pointing out the obvious.
what obvious? You want women to pick without even talking to them? Why create an online dating service at all then?
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