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Christmas insanity
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Christmas insanity
November 19, 2023 at 12:04 am
It's that time of the year when people are celebrating the insanity of Christmas with public freakouts and memes.

Here is now famous Fox News freakout about this year's Gay Nutcracker and Black Disabled Santa as having gone way too far because, as any racist knows, anything that is not portrayed by blond, blue-eyed Aryans is just an abhorrently deviant plot to replace the white race.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 19, 2023 at 12:11 am
When was the nutcracker ever not gay?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 19, 2023 at 1:12 am
These fox hosts need their stockings stuffed. It's your own damn fault that you were never invited to play in any reindeer games.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 19, 2023 at 6:20 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 3:47 pm
(November 19, 2023 at 6:20 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Preggod.jpg]

"Gods":  Raping teenagers since 0000!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 4:19 pm
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 4:44 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 4:50 pm
(November 19, 2023 at 12:11 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: When was the nutcracker ever not gay?
Until just before the invention of leotards with cod pieces.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 4:51 pm
Pop Christmas music playing in stores is another way to justify online shopping. With few exceptions, and I can't think of a one right now, they are crap and an assault to the ears.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 5:47 pm
(November 19, 2023 at 12:11 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: When was the nutcracker ever not gay?

You sugar-plum fairy, you.

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