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Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 2:12 pm
On one side they don't have a vagina and Kens don't have penises - so how could they sin carnally?
But on the other side, there is no church for Barbies, and she seems very independent and not subdued to a man like Paul ordered women to be if they want to go to heaven.
I'm lost. I need your help with solving this.
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 3:24 pm
A little girl was in line at a department store to talk to Santa.
Finally, it waa her turn and she climbed on Santa's knee.
"And what would you like for Christmas, little girl?", asked Santa.
"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe!"
Santa laughed, "But Barbie comes with Ken!"
"No, she fakes it with Ken!"
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 3:28 pm
No, Barbies do not go to heaven. All iterations of Barbie are to be eternally condemned to the hottest fires of hell.
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 3:32 pm
(September 1, 2024 at 3:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, Barbies do not go to heaven. All iterations of Barbie are to be eternally condemned to the hottest fires of hell.
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 5:30 pm
Do Shrimp go to the barbies?
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 1, 2024 at 6:55 pm
(September 1, 2024 at 5:30 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Do Shrimp go to the barbies?
S > B (Shrimp go to Barbies)
B > H (Barbies go to Heaven)
Therefore,
S > H (Shrimp go to Heaven)
The logic is impeccable.
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RE: Do Barbies go to heaven?
September 2, 2024 at 3:08 pm
The church always finds a way to invent sin...
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