The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II

[Fireball]

♪...We all chipped in for a bag of cement...♫

And I'd prefer to use the Mariana Trench. They'd probably be eaten before they reached bottom. 

[Rev. Rye]

Trump Open To US Joining Commonwealth

Nearly 250 years after America declared independence from Great Britain, President Donald Trump suggested that he was open to taking a small step back towards the warm embrace of the British monarchy after a media outlet reported that King Charles III intends to extend an offer for the United States to join the Commonwealth of Nations.

Boru

Frankly, at this point, if Britain were to take us back, we might as well just go full colony again. A nation that can have several years to think about it and still think Trump is not only a good option, but get enough support to actually win, clearly cannot be trusted to govern itself.

Hell, at this point, I'd run for president on the sole platform of "King Charles, Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it, I just want you back for good."

[Fireball]

It'll never happen, but I'd adore seeing the chump kneel before the English King.

[Thumpalumpacus]

America: take Trump and his cronies, tie heavy weights to their ankles, drop them in the deepest part of the Gulf of Mexico, and we'll consider taking you back.

Not nearly deep enough.

Also, duct-tape them from orbit, just to be sure.

[arewethereyet]

Is it bad that I wake up every day hoping to see a BIGLY obituary?

[Jackalope]

It'll never happen, but I'd adore seeing the chump kneel before the English King.

I don't think it would happen either, but if freedom of movement within the Commonwealth with the possibility of citizenship were part of the deal, I could be talked into it.

[The Valkyrie]

Is it bad that I wake up every day hoping to see a BIGLY obituary?

Nope, I do too...

[AFTT47]

Is it bad that I wake up every day hoping to see a BIGLY obituary?

Not IMHO. Of course, I'm biased. Every time I click on NBCNews, I have this fantasy that I'll see this huge headline proclaiming Trump was found dead in his presidential pig stye in the Whitehouse and that an industrial disinfectant contractor is cleaning out the space in the hope that the Whitehouse as a whole need not be burned down in the interest of public health.

Maybe that's bad but I don't give a fuck. I loath the human equivalent of Jabba the Hut and make no apology for it.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'll settle for a backside picture of his Depends™ leaking right before he keels over.

[Angrboda]

I keep wondering if the local Guard Armory has a TOW missile that could hit the Oval Office from outside the perimeter.