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The gods and your lack of faith in them

Poll: Will you listen to this demigod and eat pig?
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Of course, and I already did.
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I will listen to you, Aerzia, but I will not eat pig (often).
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Pigs are people too! What you're suggesting is murder!
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The gods and your lack of faith in them
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 20, 2011 at 11:28 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: We can kill you easily.



lol.

Pork is good, but have you ever seen the documentary Earthlings?






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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 12:01 am
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jewish-...m-ban,992/

Quote:JERUSALEM—Ending a strict, six-millennia prohibition of the consumption of cloven-hoofed beasts, the World Rabbinical Council announced Tuesday that Jews worldwide may "dig in to the delicious taste of ham."



Oynk.

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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 1:14 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2011 at 1:23 am by Rayaan.)
(April 20, 2011 at 9:53 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: So basically you will only listen to yourself and the imaginary friends you have in your head...strangely anyone ELSE pretending in make believe gods should be ignored.

Yeah, but you can't say for certain that God is imaginary, because in my head He seems like a real thing, not imaginary. You have to go inside my head to see the "proof," but you can't do that, it's not for possible for you to put yourself in my place. And yes, I do reject other people's belief in gods unless if they believe in only one God, because the belief in one God is more logical to me than believing in multiple gods.

Also, it doesn't matter what I call my god - it could be named Yahweh, Allah, God, Master, Intelligence, Creator, Universal Consciousness, or whatever - because ultimately, it's only the concept behind the name that matters, which can be the same despite the different names.

Having said that, I hope the rest of you will now turn your attention back to ... your ... demigod Sae. She's gonna get pissed if you don't start worshipping her.
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 1:33 am
Rayaan Wrote:Having said that, I hope the rest of you will now turn your attention back to ... your ... demigod Sae. She's gonna get pissed if you don't start worshipping her.

Not at all, I was merely delivering a message Smile

That isn't to say I wouldn't love being worshipped Tiger
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 3:12 am
mmmm, bacon. I prayed to it this morning... thanking the pig for his dedication to my meal.

Cheers!


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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 3:49 am
(April 21, 2011 at 3:12 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: mmmm, bacon. I prayed to it this morning... thanking the pig for his dedication to my meal.

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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 7:39 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2011 at 7:39 am by Watson.)
(April 21, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
Rayaan Wrote:Having said that, I hope the rest of you will now turn your attention back to ... your ... demigod Sae. She's gonna get pissed if you don't start worshipping her.

Not at all, I was merely delivering a message Smile

That isn't to say I wouldn't love being worshipped Tiger

So are you the herald of the true demigod, the Holy Pig, or are you the actual demigod yourself...? I'm a tad confused now. Regardless, you are a very pleasant and kind demigod/deity/spirtualhullabulloowhateveryouare! Big Grin
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RE: The gods and your lack of faith in them
April 21, 2011 at 11:53 am
Watson Wrote:So are you the herald of the true demigod, the Holy Pig, or are you the actual demigod yourself...? I'm a tad confused now. Regardless, you are a very pleasant and kind demigod/deity/spirtualhullabulloowhateveryouare!

I am a demigod, but I made a deal with a very kind god to warn you all of the danger that is pigs. I warn you of pigs and look silly, he gave me more information regarding my curse.

A fair trade is what I think Smile
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