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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:56 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:48 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: 10 cats vs 100,000 dishes and cups carefully sitting on shelves The dishes the cats would get bored eventually
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:57 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: 100 cats versus 10 control freaks
That's an easy one. No one has control over a cat. LOL
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 2:57 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: 100 cats versus 10 control freaks The cats as controlling a cat is an act of futility
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 pm
(May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm)Angrboda Wrote: How about a scrum? 100 footballers versus 100 monkeys
It depends which monkeys, only something like a mandrill would stand a chance.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 am
If I told you you had five minutes to handle a three foot tall 70lb person you'd spend four minutes laughing and 60 seconds brutalizing that little shit. 
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 1:48 am
(May 2, 2025 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:
-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.
-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.
-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.
-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Boru
I know you're only joking but i think we're kidding ourselves if we think we're too intelligent and level headed to care how a fight between the rock and 9 honey badgers would go.
I'd want them to both have theme songs going into the arena,
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 3:55 am
Ever feel like you've just walked into something?
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 4:41 am
(May 3, 2025 at 1:48 am)paulpablo Wrote: (May 2, 2025 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:
-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.
-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.
-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.
-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Boru
I know you're only joking but i think we're kidding ourselves if we think we're too intelligent and level headed to care how a fight between the rock and 9 honey badgers would go.
I'd want them to both have theme songs going into the arena,
More sarcasm than joking, really. Just trying to point out how moronic the original premise is.
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 pm
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 pm
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