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100 men vs Gorilla
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
(May 2, 2025 at 12:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 2, 2025 at 12:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I heard them talking about this on the radio yesterday.  I wasn't totally tuned in, but the DJs were saying if you took a sampling of 100 men and then started deducting from the group due to illness, age, mobility issues, etc...you wouldn't really have 100 able-bodied men when all was said and done.

But if you started with 100 men in peak physical condition, you wouldn’t have 100 able-bodied men at the end of the fight. You’d have a dead gorilla, sure, but you also have some dead men, some permanently disabled men, some men requiring extended hospital stays, etc.

This is one of those idiotic things that keeps the internet alive. It’s not even an interesting contest. 

Boru

It's another version of that 'what color is the dress' crap that went around a couple years back.
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#12
RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:

-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.

-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.

-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.

-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.

Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Boru
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#13
RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:


-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.

My moneys on the gazelles cobras only have so much venom 


-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.

The frogs 


-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.

Dwayne Johnson is 7 kinds of fucked 


-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.

The crocodiles hippos have shit stamina 


Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Yes 

Boru
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Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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#14
RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
How about a scrum? 100 footballers versus 100 monkeys
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
(May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm)Angrboda Wrote: How about a scrum?  100 footballers versus 100 monkeys
Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
(May 2, 2025 at 2:38 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote:
(May 2, 2025 at 2:33 pm)Angrboda Wrote: How about a scrum?  100 footballers versus 100 monkeys
Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious

100 footballers versus 100 bonobos?
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
1 Million Butterflies 


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HMS Warspite 

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
(May 2, 2025 at 2:44 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(May 2, 2025 at 2:38 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: Those footballers are screwed monkeys are flipping vicious

100 footballers versus 100 bonobos?

Them teeth don't lie 

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
10 cats vs 100,000 dishes and cups carefully sitting on shelves
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#20
RE: 100 men vs Gorilla
100 cats versus 10 control freaks
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