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Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 am
So it seems that Trump is wrestling with this theological question a lot lately. He thinks he will go to heaven because many evangelicals support him and pray for him, and because he thinks he brought the peace to the Middle East. But then again, sometimes he thinks he won't get to heaven.
He also thinks that his parents are in heaven and that they are "watching him from above."
So what do you think are his chances of getting into the hypothetical heaven?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 pm
He’s got as much chance of getting into Heaven as anyone else. Nil = nil.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 pm
To add- too late to edit my previous post- I get serious schadenfreude when I see shit like this. Worrying about Heaven after a lifetime of shitty behavior. He's lucky there is no Hell.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 pm
He's realizing he can't turn 'Murica into "heaven on earth", so now he's hoping against hope for the afterlife.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 pm
He's lucky there's no place for him to be damned. I think it must be pretty hellish just being him, though.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 pm
I find it hard to believe that Trump even thinks about the possibility of not getting into heaven...after all, he thinks he is perfection itself.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2025 at 6:58 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Since there's also no hell for him to go to, I think we should invent a religion with a place of eternal torment just for him...
...and all his little demon followers.
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RE: Will Trump go to Heaven?
October 21, 2025 at 12:40 am
I'm reminded of a proverb about needles and camels.
Also, Heaven is a fairy tale.
So, no
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