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The End is Neigh
#1
The End is Neigh
Speaking of the end of the world:

"'I tell you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it anew with you in my Father's kingdom.'" Matthew 26:29

Look out fellas, J-man hasn't had a drink in nearly 2,000 years.
"People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers." - Mythology for Profit
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#2
RE: The End is Neigh
You know what this means right? The end of the world can be prevented with beer.

Awesome.

Someone get the J-man some BEER!
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925

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#3
RE: The End is Neigh
Quote:The End is Neigh

Oh for fuck's sake....

Quote:Definition of NIGH
1
: near in place, time, or relationship —often used with on, onto, or unto

Quote:Definition of NEIGH (n)
n.
The long, high-pitched sound made by a horse.


So the "End" is the sound of a horse? I've got an idea which end of the horse.

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#4
RE: The End is Neigh
The end is NEIGH?

http://youtu.be/Te0q3QWJ0pI

(May 7, 2011 at 1:40 am)FadingW Wrote: Look out fellas, J-man hasn't had a drink in nearly 2,000 years.
I read my Bible and don't recall Jesus ever being the life of any party, and even if he was real, he's long-since dead anyway.
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#5
RE: The End is Neigh
Nay, I say to you. Nay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiXPHhZ4Go
"People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers." - Mythology for Profit
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#6
RE: The End is Neigh
(May 7, 2011 at 1:40 am)FadingW Wrote: Speaking of the end of the world:

"'I tell you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it anew with you in my Father's kingdom.'" Matthew 26:29

Look out fellas, J-man hasn't had a drink in nearly 2,000 years.

Yeah..that means he is drinking Tequila shots instead.
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RE: The End is Neigh
(May 7, 2011 at 6:12 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(May 7, 2011 at 1:40 am)FadingW Wrote: Speaking of the end of the world:

"'I tell you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it anew with you in my Father's kingdom.'" Matthew 26:29

Look out fellas, J-man hasn't had a drink in nearly 2,000 years.

Yeah..that means he is drinking Tequila shots instead.

What else would Hay-soos drink?

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#8
RE: The End is Neigh
Horse laugh smiley goes here.
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#9
RE: The End is Neigh
Jesus looks like a mean drunk.


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I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them

-- Galileo Galilei
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RE: The End is Neigh
Is this thread meant to be a play on the old adage, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink"?
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