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See! He lied again!

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See! He lied again!
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See! He lied again!
May 21, 2011 at 7:04 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
He had told the good reverend that He was going to come today to pick up everybody worthy of rapture and destroy the rest of us, hadn't He? Well, where is He now?

See! He lied again!

ROFLOL

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I guess He spent too much time with these folk, off late.
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RE: See! He lied again!
May 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I'm seriously considering sending an email asking the people who are making this prediction,
"So, how did the Rapture go?"

But I think I'll wait until it reaches 6:00 in New York time in about a half hour.
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RE: See! He lied again!
May 21, 2011 at 7:27 pm
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RUPTURE.....not RAPTURE


They've got to learn to use Spell-Check.
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RE: See! He lied again!
May 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm
(May 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I'm seriously considering sending an email asking the people who are making this prediction,
"So, how did the Rapture go?"

Yeah, and: "Are you going next year again?", or "Wholly cleansed of all your sins now?", or "Was breakfast included?"
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RE: See! He lied again!
May 21, 2011 at 7:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(May 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(May 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I'm seriously considering sending an email asking the people who are making this prediction,
"So, how did the Rapture go?"

Yeah, and: "Are you going next year again?", or "Wholly cleansed of all your sins now?", or "Was breakfast included?"

Actually, considering that I just rethought the time zones, I'll wait until 8:00 local time (About 1 1/2 hours from now.) They're based in California, so it would probably be too early to humiliate him.
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May 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm
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