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Atheists are better in bed.

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Atheists are better in bed.
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Atheists are better in bed.
May 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
You know... better than an atheist, is a sexually experienced human person.

It turns out rocks do absolutely nothing in bed. And leaves are also just no good. Other notable atheists like the trees just don't bend that way.

I'll take someone religious over an atheist any day that the atheist is not a sexually experienced human person.
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 26, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Atheists are better everywhere.
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm
We've always known. Cool Shades
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm
That's because higher intelligence = better in bed.
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 27, 2011 at 9:36 am (This post was last modified: May 27, 2011 at 9:39 am by Doubting Thomas.)
I fully believe this study to be correct. Seems like religious people always have these hangups about sex being totally bad & dirty, and not something to be talked about. So if they do have sexual problems, they're far less likely to talk to anyone about it. My wife & I have been married for 11 years, and even to this day she gets embarrassed about sex, even if it's just her and I talking about it. We were both raised Catholic, but I never really fell for the "sex is evil & dirty" idea.

Also, the idea of one's dead grandparents floating above watching them have sex can be a real turnoff.
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
May 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Now everyone in this forum has to do an experiment and report back to this thread with their results.
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May 27, 2011 at 2:06 pm
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