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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 3, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Granted, it becomes an actual sausage. Every dog now bites your crotch hard instead of sniffing it curiously.

I wish I had more socks.
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July 3, 2011 at 5:09 pm
(July 3, 2011 at 5:05 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish I had more socks.

Granted: Your epidermis transforms from flesh to sock material. Your earlobes are socks, your toes and fingers are socks.

I wish I could shit out of my belly button
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 3, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Granted, and it is the only place you can shit out of now, and it hurts six times as much as your previous shitter, minus the 'feel better' in your brain after it happens.

I wish I made more sense sometimes.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Granted -- but you start making sense only after everyone else is mad, yielding a futile exercise.

I wish for an end to rodents.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 3, 2011 at 7:22 pm (This post was last modified: July 3, 2011 at 8:23 pm by Violet.)
Granted, but without them: the other aggravating pests fill up the spaces once occupied by rodents.

I wish it didn't take Syna reminding me for me to remember to make a wish.
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July 3, 2011 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2011 at 1:59 am by The Magic Pudding.)
(July 3, 2011 at 7:22 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I wish it didn't take Syna reminding me for me to remember to make a wish.

You now believe wishing makes a difference and never miss a chance.
Alas this will lead you to disillusionment and despair.

I think I need some happy pants.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
Granted..a pair of happy pants appear before you, but as soon as you touch them all of the happiness goes away and they become grumpy pants.

I wish I had balls of brass
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July 4, 2011 at 11:31 am
(July 4, 2011 at 11:13 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Granted..a pair of happy pants appear before you, but as soon as you touch them all of the happiness goes away and they become grumpy pants.

I wish I had balls of brass

Here you go, some molten copper and zinc to keep your never regions warm.
I wish for world peace or a piece of toast with tomato and avocado.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Granted, but only because we were out of avocados.

I wish that everything tasted like bacon.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm
(July 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Granted, but only because we were out of avocados.

I wish that everything tasted like bacon.

Granted

I wish that everything tasted like bacon as well.
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