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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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#21
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:46 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Granted. You own a mini golf course.

Damn you, Cinjin.

(June 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I had a tophat.

Granted, but you pull out a kangaroo instead of a rabbit and it kicks you in the nuts.

I wish I had every book was good.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2011 at 9:55 pm by Violet.)
Granted, but it they are all good under my definition and cause you to vomit uncontrollably when you read them.

I wish I could hack the FBI and get away with it.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 11:18 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Granted, but it they are all good under my definition and cause you to vomit uncontrollably when you read them.

I wish I could hack the FBI and get away with it.

Granted, but you find that all the files are written in Sae-speak and you can't understand a damn word they say. Big Grin

I wish for world domination.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 1:48 am
(June 26, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Rhage Wrote: Granted, but you find that all the files are written in Sae-speak and you can't understand a damn word they say. Big Grin

I wish for world domination.

Granted, but I am the one who dominated the world. (And being Saerules, I am fluent in 'Sae-speak')

I wish I wouldn't drop things all the time.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:08 am
(June 27, 2011 at 1:48 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Granted, but I am the one who dominated the world. (And being Saerules, I am fluent in 'Sae-speak')

I wish I wouldn't drop things all the time.

Granted, but you instead slip all the time.

I wish I was more awesome.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:10 am
Granted, but you become a deity and everyone here stops believing in you.

I wish I were cage diving with Great Whites.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 2:25 am
(June 27, 2011 at 2:10 am)Epimethean Wrote: I wish I were cage diving with Great Whites.

Granted, but your cage is made of chum.

I wish I could walk on the moon.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:43 am
Granted, but you are walking on the moon naked and die.

I wish I could sleep a little longer.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:49 am
(June 27, 2011 at 3:43 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Granted, but you are walking on the moon naked and die.

I wish I could sleep a little longer.

Granted, but you sleep for three weeks and starve.
I wish for friendly neighbours.

"Be ye not lost amongst Precept of Order." - Book of Uterus, 1:5, "Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her."
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#30
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:53 am
Granted -- but they're evangelical christians intent on saving you every moment of the day.

I wish for more weed...
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