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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:54 am
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Granted, but your friendly neighbors come over and clean your house aggressively and throw away your computers because they are saving you from being blind.
I wish I was unb&abible.
(June 27, 2011 at 3:53 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted -- but they're evangelical christians intent on saving you every moment of the day.
I wish for more weed...
Granted, but all of the new weed is owned by some crime lord in China, and he grew it out of stealing all of your current plants.
Same wish as before, you bloody ninja 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:16 am
Granted, but you begin to grow hair like Darwinian.
I wish for a tea kettle.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:18 am
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(June 27, 2011 at 4:16 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted, but you begin to grow hair like Darwinian.
I wish for a tea kettle.
Granted, but its filled with coffee.
I wish my hair would grow past my waist (it only gets to the bottom of my ribcage)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:19 am
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Granted, but you *still* don't have a large weed supply.
I'd love to grow hair like Jack 
I wish the brits would post when they wake up.
(June 27, 2011 at 4:18 am)Anymouse Wrote: I wish my hair would grow past my waist (it only gets to the bottom of my ribcage)
Granted, but it gets sucked into a jet engine as if it were a cape and grinds you up into little pieces.
And I can't believe I was ninja'd again...
Same as before.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 6:46 am
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Granted, but when they post they use the correct spelling with u's everywhere and with s's in place of z's, and you americans learn how to spell correctly. Oh and it's COULDN'T care less, "could care less" implies that you do in fact care x amount, as you can care less. The only thing "could care less" tells us is that the level of care you have is NOT nothing.
I wish for gold, lots and lots of gold (That doesn't crush me or in any way injure me), and not in the form of a midas touch.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 7:58 am
Now we're doing this with provisos?
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 10:58 am
(June 27, 2011 at 7:58 am)Epimethean Wrote: Now we're doing this with provisos?
No. Crush him.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 11:05 am
(June 27, 2011 at 6:46 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Granted, but when they post they use the correct spelling with u's everywhere and with s's in place of z's, and you americans learn how to spell correctly. Oh and it's COULDN'T care less, "could care less" implies that you do in fact care x amount, as you can care less. The only thing "could care less" tells us is that the level of care you have is NOT nothing.
I wish for gold, lots and lots of gold (That doesn't crush me or in any way injure me), and not in the form of a midas touch.
Granted, but the only way you can get it is by shitting out gold nuggets.
I wish for an infinite supply of chocolate.
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 11:09 am
Granted. You are now Augustus Gloop.
I want to understand Castle.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 11:11 am
(June 27, 2011 at 11:09 am)Epimethean Wrote: Granted. You are now Augustus Gloop.
I want to understand Castle.
Granted, but now you can only understand Castle, and nothing else.
I wish for Tori Spelling to cease to exist.
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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