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Grant My Wish #2
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 (August 1, 2012 at 4:38 am)jonb Wrote:(August 1, 2012 at 4:26 am)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: I wish for a trio of singing goldfish. Granted, nothing is stopping you, buy a ticket or learn to pilot something. Way to waste your wish. I wish for nobody to post after me in this thread.  (August 1, 2012 at 4:44 am)Stue Denim Wrote:(August 1, 2012 at 4:38 am)jonb Wrote: Granted but Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action. Granted, you may now refer to me as "nobody". I wish I had a 9" pianist.
Granted, but the ladies still don't believe you, and no one appreciates your pianist any more than they do now.
I wish I wasn't thirty, but eighteen with twelve years of experience.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 1, 2012 at 8:53 am)Rhythm Wrote: Granted, but the ladies still don't believe you, and no one appreciates your pianist any more than they do now. Granted, you have the mentality of a twelve year old. (no twist needed, you effed yourself there...) I wish Super Balls™ didn't bounce.
Granted, in this new universe no balls bounce -the porn industry is dealt a crippling blow.
I wish that the postal service would indeed ship live human beings -far--far away.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 1, 2012 at 10:29 am)Rhythm Wrote: I wish that the postal service would indeed ship live human beings -far--far away. Granted. The postal service ships you to Catfish's house where he and Godschild attempt a religious intervention. I wish I could teleport myself at any time. (See the movie Jumpers for a reference.) ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png)  RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 2:57 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2012 at 2:59 pm by Reforged.)
(August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm)Cinjin Wrote:(August 1, 2012 at 10:29 am)Rhythm Wrote: I wish that the postal service would indeed ship live human beings -far--far away. Granted, you're teleported to the KnockEmOuts orgi of naked men taking place inside a room that you can't teleport out of. Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action. (Anyone else sense a recurring theme?) I wish I could enter all theme parks free and go on all of the rides, eat all of the food, skip all the cues all for free for as long as I want.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
Granted, but doing so required a high powered rifle, a tube of lipstick, and a list of names. You now find yourself incarcerated - for free.
I wish that we had coin operated mixed drink and cigarette dispensing machines on every street corner in America.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I wish that we had coin operated mixed drink and cigarette dispensing machines on every street corner in America. Granted. The cigarettes are mexican, the coctails are generic well drinks and the smoking headaches & bad hangovers are endless. I wish for two tickets to paradise. RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm by Reforged.)
Granted, those tickets are for a private jet that flys you out to sea and to a tropical island outside of international waters where everythings legal. After engaging in festivities for a few days you enter a hot, dark room and the titanium door is firmly locked behind you. You switch on the light...
You find yourself intruding on the orgi of naked men. Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action. I wish I had an ability to regenerate exactly like wolverines.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. |
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