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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 2:05 am
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm by Kayenneh.)
(July 13, 2011 at 6:42 pm)Epimethean Wrote: What is that function-getting caught in the back of one's throat?
Actually (and no, I have no evidence but an empirical study amongst my friends), a shaved cunt is more likely to get infection than a full bush. So there. 
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 11:17 am
(July 13, 2011 at 6:42 pm)Epimethean Wrote: (July 13, 2011 at 3:13 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Don't be insulting! Cunt hairs at least serve a proper function! What is that function-getting caught in the back of one's throat?
Hair is a dry lubricant.
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Maybe it's because I grew up in the 80's and all the nudie pics I saw displayed bush, but I think pubic hair on a woman is far sexier than shaved. That being said, I wouldn't want to see a bush that looks like Chewbacca's shower drain or like she has Buckwheat in a leg lock, but a nicely-trimmed hairy triangle or landing strip looks far better to me than girl-scout bald.
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm
(July 14, 2011 at 2:05 am)Kayenneh Wrote: (July 13, 2011 at 6:42 pm)Epimethean Wrote: What is that function-getting caught in the back of one's throat?
Actually (and no, I have no evicence but an empirical study amongst my friends), a shaved cunt is more likely to get infection than a full bush. So there.
All the more reason to date clean dudes! Friction happens, but there are so many cool lubricants these days ...
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm
(July 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm)Epimethean Wrote: All the more reason to date clean dudes! Friction happens, but there are so many cool lubricants these days ...
Clean, safe sex is best, but I actually meant yeast and UTI's, which a woman is able to get on her own, sex partner or not  And yay for lubricants!
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
July 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm
And yay for antifungals and whatnot! Sex is too much fun, be it bald or furry. I'm all for overindulging when possible.
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
August 8, 2011 at 12:14 am
So much fun I'd even have sex with a creationist moron
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
August 8, 2011 at 9:15 am
who hasn't?
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
August 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm
(August 8, 2011 at 9:15 am)Rhythm Wrote: who hasn't?
You banged statler!
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RE: More to Piss Off Creationist Morons
August 8, 2011 at 11:08 pm
I think Rhythm skullfucked him. It all makes sense now ...
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