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How often do you fart?
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 3:36 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 7:31 am)Rhythm Wrote: All day long, every day, in full public view and experience. If twenty minutes goes by without me farting, I'm probably getting a little uncomfortable.



I used to work with a guy like that. He could fart at a whim. Claimed that he "always had one in the chamber."
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Quote:Obviously beans as well.

Cook them yourself, WITHOUT SALT.

What I REALLY hate is farting in bed while I'm watching TV, then lifting the quilt out of curiosity and deeply offending myself. I keep hoping for a fragrant one. No luck so far.Cool Shades
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm)padraic Wrote:
Quote:Obviously beans as well.

Cook them yourself, WITHOUT SALT.

What I REALLY hate is farting in bed while I'm watching TV, then lifting the quilt out of curiosity and deeply offending myself. I keep hoping for a fragrant one. No luck so far.Cool Shades

Cook things myself? Haha... I have servants and slaves you know Sleepy

And whoever heard of eating an unsalted bean? That's just pointless Wink
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)


No no no. You add the salt AFTER cooking. Cooking them with salt hardens the cellulose covering and causes flatulence.


I cook as much of my own food as possible from scratch,for the sake of my heath. Also because it's cheaper and I'm too mean to spit.Tiger
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 10:48 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm)padraic Wrote: How often do you fart?

Glad you asked! I must take a high fiber supplements and eat high fiber due to the amount of internal scar tissue I tote around.

I'm the proud bearer of an unusual talent. I can fart on que'. Seriously. I can.
Say "Hey Dotard! Rip one!" and I can deliver. Crazy, I know. But true.

Normal day consists of non stop explosive anal syndrome. Luckilly (<--is that a word?) I still possess the buns of steel to cage the beast.

Pitty the day I'm to old to due so.
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 29, 2011 at 12:33 am
Luckily is indeed a word. Smile
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 29, 2011 at 12:34 am
(July 29, 2011 at 12:33 am)Shell B Wrote: Luckily is indeed a word. Smile

However it would not apply to a guy standing downwind from you.
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RE: How often do you fart?
August 5, 2011 at 8:45 am
    The old gentleman sitting in the back row just farted. Let me tell you how it's all George Bush's fault.
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RE: How often do you fart?
August 5, 2011 at 8:58 am
A pentecostal christian that doesn't like Obama. Now who would have seen that coming?
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RE: How often do you fart?
August 5, 2011 at 10:48 am
Not nearly enough. Farting is fun.
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