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God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.

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God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
The Grand Nudger Offline
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#181
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2011 at 2:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
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#182
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Rhythm....when you step in something you think could be dog shit do you...

a. assume it's dog shit and srape it off whilst wearing plastic bags over your hands
b. sniff it once to determine whether or not it needs such careful attention
c. sniff it once, reel in revulsion and then sniff it again just to be absolutely sure

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#183
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:45 pm
(August 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm)Hannah Wrote: Rhythm....when you step in something you think could be dog shit do you...

a. assume it's dog shit and srape it off whilst wearing plastic bags over your hands
b. sniff it once to determine whether or not it needs such careful attention
c. sniff it once, reel in revulsion and then sniff it again just to be absolutely sure

?

Dunno about Rhythm, but I like to lick it first to see if it's a brown coloured bubblegum.
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#184
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Rhythm walks around with dog shit on his shoe pretending it isn't there of course. He saw something on the discovery channel disproving the existence of dog shit and knows he's right in this.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm
(August 1, 2011 at 2:45 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(August 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm)Hannah Wrote: Rhythm....when you step in something you think could be dog shit do you...

a. assume it's dog shit and srape it off whilst wearing plastic bags over your hands
b. sniff it once to determine whether or not it needs such careful attention
c. sniff it once, reel in revulsion and then sniff it again just to be absolutely sure

?

Dunno about Rhythm, but I like to lick it first to see if it's a brown coloured bubblegum.

I'm sure you do! But if you realise it's dog shit do you then lick it again to be sure? Or maybe you prize it off with your dirty finger nail and give it a good chew to get the full flavour going before making your final decision?
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Better than what fr0d0 does - he holds up the turd and pretends it's a gold nugget.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 2:53 pm
(August 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm)Hannah Wrote: I'm sure you do! But if you realise it's dog shit do you then lick it again to be sure? Or maybe you prize it off with your dirty finger nail and give it a good chew to get the full flavour going before making your final decision?

Yeah, once I realise it IS dog shit, I like to lob it at chavs. And then run away. Before they stab me.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 3:04 pm
TheSummerQueen performs feigned aural sex with it then blames her heritage for the way she is :S
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#189
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm
No to the former, yes to the latter.
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#190
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Denial to the former more like Tongue
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