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How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
#21
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
Here's ignorance:

I was getting PISSED because I tried playing DP's video and no sound was coming out. I had my headphones plugged in...they had worked all night on google's hang out...wtf was going on? I toggled speaker settings...nothing.

Then I realized what the problem was. I had been painting walls earlier while wearing my iPod. The iPod earbuds were still in my ears...the ones plugging into the laptop port? Hanging there uselessly.

I spent 10 minutes on this.

But I did eventually enjoy the video. Big Grin
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#22
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Atheists have proven time and time again that they know FAR more about the Bible than 90% of you christians.
ROFLOL
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#23
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 8, 2011 at 3:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote: roflol

Hell, I've met hundreds upon hundreds of christians, and I can count the amount of people that know as much as I do about their bible on one hand.

I fail to see why you find that funny.

What I do see is a person who has left himself without a leg to stand on and is more than likely about to offer me some kind of Statlerism for justifying your ludicrous statement.

Well, go ahead. Lets hear it. I await the frodo speak nonsense.
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#24
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 8, 2011 at 3:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Atheists have proven time and time again that they know FAR more about the Bible than 90% of you christians.
ROFLOL

I agree with you Frods, it IS laughable that most christians are ignorant of what the book they supposedly base their lives on actually contains.
I had an argument with one devout christian who didn't know Jesus was jewish.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 8, 2011 at 6:15 am)Cinjin Wrote: Hell, I've met hundreds upon hundreds of christians, and I can count the amount of people that know as much as I do about their bible on one hand.

I have met more biblical informed Christian than you have and honestly in my opinion the ones who don't know their bibles well are often the better Christians.

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 7, 2011 at 10:21 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: To properly interpret the bible, you need to know how to use one of these:

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Hey, I can use one of those! Clap Clap

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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
(August 8, 2011 at 3:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Atheists have proven time and time again that they know FAR more about the Bible than 90% of you christians.
ROFLOL

"A 2010 survey found that those identifying themselves as atheists or agnostics are on average more knowledgeable about religion than followers of major faiths. Nonbelievers scored better on questions about tenets central to Protestant and Catholic faiths. Only Mormon and Jewish faithful scored as well as atheists and agnostics"

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/sep/28/...y-20100928

Eat fucking crow.
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RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
"Reading the Bible is the surest path to atheism."

That's why they don't read it.
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#29
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
Quote:Eat fucking crow.

Frods invents his own reality.


You get used to him after a while.
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#30
RE: How The Hell Can The Bible Be Compatible With Evolution?
Haha its funny when the christians get mad at you and say "ugh i just wish you could understand!!!! haha yeah.....
understanding insanity is sadly not an option for meSmile
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